Agamemnon: Odysseus You've Lost Your Moral Compass.

Agamemnon: Odysseus you've lost your moral compass.

Odysseus: no I haven't. I happen to have it right here.

Agamemnon: that's a wrist watch

Odysseus: and the north is wherever I want it to be if I twist myself enough

Nobadys got a friend in the horse

Me reading the end of the Odyssey:And there lived Happily ever after Person:Actually- Me: THERE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

Stanning Odysseus is embracing misery. I cannot keep going through these raw levels of pain.

The effort it takes to live in denial. I'm spent. Nothing outside Homer is real. No, Odysseus never visited Thesprotia. No he didn't marry anyone but Penelope. No he didn't father epigonoi. No he wasn't killed neither by Telegonus nor a stingray. No he wasn't exiled to Italy by Neoptolemus. NO HE'S NOT ON THE F* MOON WDYM

Odysseus thinks he suffered the most, out of every person that has ever suffered. And I love that for him

Homer:He was a boy She was a girl Can I make it any more obvious? He was a punk She did balletCello What more can I say?

Emo kid! Ody & first cello! Pen

(he is in a band with Dio and she is in the school orchestra)

(he was a punk, she did ballet *singing*)

This is how he lives

odysseus to his men: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that's easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.

his men: But how-

odysseus ignoring them: "But how", you may ask. Well, easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say "no thanks".