Priam:it's Really Cute How You Gone Deffed Us With The Power Of Friendship And All. But We Are Troy,

Priam:it's really cute how you gone deffed us with the power of Friendship and all. But we are Troy, with the Walls bild by GODS Menelaus:you motherfucker you didn't let me finshed, a 1000 ships Priam:dadah, I don't cear, I do not cear

Nobadys got a friend in the horse

Odysseus: can i marry Penelope? Icarius: what. Odysseus: *sneezes* Icarius: bless you. Odysseus: did you hear that, Penelope? he blessed us! Icarius: ...

Athena: look making a legal system, is a lot even for a goddess

How it went:

Athena: hey hello I'm a regular guy

Odysseus: I'm a different guy just not that regular

Athena: no you're not you're Odysseus and I'm Athena. We lie too much lol.

Odysseus: how the f* was I supposed to know that? Also you abandoned me.

Athena: sorry, my uncle is wild and you're not worth that fight. But you're finally in Ithaca yay!

Odysseus: I don't believe you

Athena: I swear

Odysseus: my trust in you is 0

Athena: well how about this, fog out and that's an olive tree

Odysseus: ok I believe you. I'll hide this treasure

Athena: I'll boss you around

Odysseus: I kinda like it. How's my home?

Athena: well there's the 108 suitors in your house but don't worry I'll make you ugly

Odysseus: how will that help?

Athena: it'll make your slay in weird ways

Odysseus: it's set, then. If you're with me I'll fight 300 men

Athena: overzealous much, ugly

Odysseus: how's my family?

Athena: your wife is fine, your kid is fine except they're plotting to kill him

Odysseus: what why?

Athena: it's totally cool, I sent him over to Menelaus'

Odysseus: why would you do that

Athena: ... I honestly can't remember, I started this and then left midway? I kinda forgot about him for a minute.

Odysseus: that's wildly out of canon

Athena: but it's true. I'll be right back

Oh so when Odysseus refuse to let Odysseus die, it's cool, and badass, and easy

But when I Calypso....

This is how he lives

odysseus to his men: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that's easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.

his men: But how-

odysseus ignoring them: "But how", you may ask. Well, easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say "no thanks".

We can't name The Circe Saga the Hermes Saga because we already have the Troy Saga ✨🎤