Rosencrantz: Guil, Why Don't You Ask How Do I Feel?

Rosencrantz: Guil, why don't you ask how do I feel?

Guildenstern: Ros, how do you feel?

Rosencrantz: Oh, better don't ask.

The day I started posting about #rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead was the best day of my life.

@rosencats

Good night, sweet spy. And the sweetest of spies is surely the best.

Person A hates B

Person A: I named my cat after you B. It reminds me of you.

Person B: Awww... Because I'm cute and lovable?

Person A: No. Because you're a fucking cunt. You scratch at me for food. You bitch and whine and lay around all day. You're smart but incredibly stupid. Not to mention, even the smallest actions arouse suspicion with you. You're a cat, In the bad way.

Michael Emerson performs his brilliant take on the classic Shakespearean speech by Hamlet "To Be Or Not To Be" on March 30, 2014, at the Three Day Hangover Theatre Company's Big Boozy Benefit at Rockwood Music Hall

Person A: “What the fuck is wrong with you!?! You’re insane!!!”

Person B: “……Am I meant to disagree?”