Seduce Me With Your Knowledge Of 19th Century British Literature

Seduce me with your knowledge of 19th century British literature      

“Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.”

— Oscar Wilde (via neckkiss)

Rosencrantz: Our children will be beautiful and smart.

Guildenstern: What in God's name is the matter with you?

Rosencrantz: Just being friendly.

“The deeper you look, the more you disappear down the rabbit hole.”

— Samuel Barnett on Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

A take.

for those who can’t see the picture, it’s a character alignment chart using characters from Hamlet. With the rows and columns put together, it reads thusly:

Bold of you to assume I have dignity - Gertrude

Bold of you to assume I’m straight - Horatio

Bold of you to believe I’ve reached my peak of dumbass - Laertes

How dare you assume I have dignity - Guildenstern

How dare you assume I’m straight - Rosencrantz

How dare you believe I’ve reached my peak of dumbass - Hamlet

Please assume I have dignity - Polonius

Please assume I’m straight - Ophelia

Please believe I’ve reached my peak of dumbass - Claudius

(In the third year of Wittenberg university)

Guildenstern: I fucked up.

Rosencrantz: Why? What happened?

Guildenstern: I'm falling for someone.

Rosencrantz: Damn. Must be a special person to make you fall in love.

Guildenstern: *looks at Rosencrantz* Yeah, real special.