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Rosencrantz: Truth or dare?

Guildenstern: *exasperated* Truth.

Rosencrantz: Do you want to kiss me?

Guildenstern: Dare.

Rosencrantz: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.

Guildenstern: Never have I ever-

Rosencrantz: ThAT’s NOt ThE gAMe.

Guildenstern: You question, I'll answer.

Rosencrantz: He's hot, you know.

Guildenstern: I'm him, you see.

Rosencrantz: I mean it.

awww

Guildenstern, presenting his hubby with a massive bouquet of roses: None of these are as beautiful as you, Rosy, but I hope you like them anyway

Guildenstern: I have feelings for you.

Rosencrantz: YOU DO?!

Guildenstern: YES, I feel you're a little annoying.

(In the third year of Wittenberg university)

Guildenstern: I fucked up.

Rosencrantz: Why? What happened?

Guildenstern: I'm falling for someone.

Rosencrantz: Damn. Must be a special person to make you fall in love.

Guildenstern: *looks at Rosencrantz* Yeah, real special.

You know this correlates somehow

(In the third year of Wittenberg university)

Guildenstern: I fucked up.

Rosencrantz: Why? What happened?

Guildenstern: I'm falling for someone.

Rosencrantz: Damn. Must be a special person to make you fall in love.

Guildenstern: *looks at Rosencrantz* Yeah, real special.