You Know This Correlates Somehow

You know this correlates somehow

(In the third year of Wittenberg university)

Guildenstern: I fucked up.

Rosencrantz: Why? What happened?

Guildenstern: I'm falling for someone.

Rosencrantz: Damn. Must be a special person to make you fall in love.

Guildenstern: *looks at Rosencrantz* Yeah, real special.

Ah! There's life in me yet!

@rosencats you can feel, can't you?

That moment when Hamlet starts crawling towards you over a table.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead - Dead in a Box speech

non-shakespeare shakespeare day: day 6 of shakespeare appreciation week  by @harry-leroy

cute gender-neutral things to call your significant other: iambic pentameter. 

ROS: Well. Well, that's a step in the right direction.

GUIL: You didn't like him?

ROS: Who?

GUIL: Good God, I hope more tears are shed for us!...

ROS: Well, it's progress, isn't it? Something positive. Seek him out. Where does one begin...?

GUIL: Well, that's a step in the right direction.

ROS: You think so? He could be anywhere.

GUIL: All right – you go that way, I'll go this way.

ROS: Right. No. You go this way – I'll go that way.

GUIL: All right.

ROS: Wait a minute. I think we should stick together. He might be violent.

GUIL: Good point. I'll come with you.

ROS: No, I'll come with you...

GUIL: Right.

ROS: I'll come with you, my way.

GUIL: All right.

ROS: I've just thought. If we both go, he could come here. That would be stupid, wouldn't it?

GUIL: All right – I'll stay, you go.

ROS: Right. I say. I've just thought. We ought to stick together; he might be violent.

GUIL: Good point.