Verdict: Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Undead Is Very Funny And Highly Worth Seeing If You Enjoy Shakespeare

Verdict: “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead” is very funny and highly worth seeing if you enjoy Shakespeare vampire crackfic. Or if you love Hamlet but have a good sense of humor for vampire stuff. Watch it.

My pronouns are he/him/heads or they/them/there must have been a moment at the beginning where we could have said no ... but somehow we missed it

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead - Dead in a Box speech

non-shakespeare shakespeare day: day 6 of shakespeare appreciation week  by @harry-leroy

I headcanon that Rosencrantz (on their route, of course), daydreams, at least once a week, about being with Ophelia, and has been doing that for at least a couple of years now...

This headcanon makes me So Soft, anon!

I generally think of Rosencrantz as being in waaaaay too deep a state of denial so whenever little thoughts of “I wish Ophelia was here to see this painting” or “Oh, I cannot wait to tell Ophelia this story” pop into their mind they are surprised every time. Like, 17th time they’ve thought about Ophelia that day? Still surprised. 

Rosencrantz is like the smartest person ever at everything except ~feelings~ 

Mercutio

Benvolio

Horatio

Antonio

THE SHAKESPEARE GAYS NAMES END IN "O" IF HIS NAME END IN O, HE'S GAY.

"The run of "heads" is impossible, yet Ros betrays no surprise at all-he feels none. However, he is nice enough to feel a little embarrassed at taking so much money off his friend. Let that be his character note.

Guil is well alive to the oddity of it. He is not worried about the money, but he is worried by the implications; aware but not going to panic about it-his character note."

Your Honor, I love them 🥺