I Headcanon That Rosencrantz (on Their Route, Of Course), Daydreams, At Least Once A Week, About Being

I headcanon that Rosencrantz (on their route, of course), daydreams, at least once a week, about being with Ophelia, and has been doing that for at least a couple of years now...

This headcanon makes me So Soft, anon!

I generally think of Rosencrantz as being in waaaaay too deep a state of denial so whenever little thoughts of “I wish Ophelia was here to see this painting” or “Oh, I cannot wait to tell Ophelia this story” pop into their mind they are surprised every time. Like, 17th time they’ve thought about Ophelia that day? Still surprised. 

Rosencrantz is like the smartest person ever at everything except ~feelings~ 

My pronouns are he/him/heads or they/them/there must have been a moment at the beginning where we could have said no ... but somehow we missed it

That's the mood I'm in all the time 🙄

Mercutio

Benvolio

Horatio

Antonio

THE SHAKESPEARE GAYS NAMES END IN "O" IF HIS NAME END IN O, HE'S GAY.

Okay so a production of Hamlet that ends with “Goodnight, sweet prince,” etc. and then Horatio looks up and sees the audience for the first time and is both shocked and furious, because his world is falling apart and you sat there and watched.

You know this correlates somehow

(In the third year of Wittenberg university)

Guildenstern: I fucked up.

Rosencrantz: Why? What happened?

Guildenstern: I'm falling for someone.

Rosencrantz: Damn. Must be a special person to make you fall in love.

Guildenstern: *looks at Rosencrantz* Yeah, real special.