Apparentlyeverybody Could Use A Little Penis In Their Lives.

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

When someone calls you "hun"

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:

“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”

and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair

artbymoga:

Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.

I want to be all cute and flirty but then my natural awkward kicks instead of something cute I say something weird and die a little inside and turn bright red and walk away and do you see my problem