#why Not Both #i Mean It @asongfortheunloved

#why not both #i mean it – @asongfortheunloved

Right?! I feel like the odd one out here. 😂 Gimme them babies bloody and in pain and anguished, yes, always, but I am here for those bods, too. The biceps alone on both of them, lawd...

my biggest issue watching supernatural is that I simply do not care for the 'hot bod' fanservice. like yes messers padalecki and ackles your abs are very impressive that must have taken a lot of hard work now can you please cover yourself in blood and lie on the floor and pretend to be dead while the other one loses themselves to grief at the sight of it? much sexier like that.

tw eggpregg

Tentacle dildos but not silicone molded into tentacles shapes—actual alive tentacles the size of a dildo, some bigger, some smaller, that you have to keep and care for like anemones in an aquarium. They love wet and warm crevices because they're used to laying their eggs in them. Since they've been domesticated for the general market, they've developed a symbiotic relationship with humans. When removed from the water, they search your body for that warm hole to breed, glide into your ass or pussy and start fucking you until they come inside you. The eggs will develop and leave your body eventually, requiring an additional one-week incubation period. Once they have hatched, they grow fairly quickly into full-sized tentacles and boom, you got yourself a dozen more that compete for your holes.

If you're not into the whole eggpregg business—they recently crossbred two types of tentacles whose come is sterile. They have been cleared and declared as safe, but the crossbreeding resulted in some unforeseen side-effects. Tentacles that came once or twice per session now have a seemingly unlimited amount of come that they shoot into you until they tire, and the slippery mess it makes has been declared a safety hazard by several consumers now.

If you're not in for the clean-up, you can have them fuck you during their infertile period, which lasts about two weeks. Their self-lubrication is not as active during that time, making for an interesting textural experience, especially with the bumpy ones. But be careful—while infertile, they simply won't finish and just keep fucking you, which can lead to some very long sessions that some customers have called ‘too intense’.

Hahaha, bless you for keeping the West candle burning and the brotherly platonic handjobs tag alive. 🥲💖

Jared and Jensen in Conventions throughout the years ♥

A while ago, I posted a thread on twitter to help myself and other people to find easily the convention we were looking for, using the boys' outfits to identify where the convention had happened. This thread has been really useful to me and now, with the uncertainty of twitter's future, I'm reposting it here.

I also have another blog on tumblr where I post all the convention media I find: @j2panelsmedia

I hope this will help some of you as it did to me :)

I'll be eventually editing this post to add the most recent conventions.

P.S.: I only added the conventions both Jared and Jensen participated. If you find any mistakes, please let me know!

Always looking forward to new content of them together ♥

P.s.: It has come to my attention that I forgot to add the 2010 JIBCON, so you won't find it here.

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Guess who's back, back again #MerchMonday is back, tell all your friends!

#SPNFamily we're delighted to bring back #PridingInTheImpala for a second year! With amazing art from Jessica & 50% of profits to The Trevor Project head to idlingintheimpala.com to snag some!

There are more of these amazing gif ficlets at the author's "wincest gif stories" tag. So fucking perfect and clever.

They’re getting there, slowly but surely.

Part 3 of the Wincest Gif Stories.  This is the sequel to this gifset here.

Click for One and Two and Four and Five.