#why Not Both #i Mean It @asongfortheunloved

#why not both #i mean it – @asongfortheunloved

Right?! I feel like the odd one out here. 😂 Gimme them babies bloody and in pain and anguished, yes, always, but I am here for those bods, too. The biceps alone on both of them, lawd...

my biggest issue watching supernatural is that I simply do not care for the 'hot bod' fanservice. like yes messers padalecki and ackles your abs are very impressive that must have taken a lot of hard work now can you please cover yourself in blood and lie on the floor and pretend to be dead while the other one loses themselves to grief at the sight of it? much sexier like that.

It's so funny to me how in most shows there's a love triangle involving a girl having to pick between the "good" brother and the "bad boy" brother, but in Supernatural this never happens because no girls stand a chance when Sam and Dean are always 2 seconds away from making out with each other 💀💀

tw eggpregg

Tentacle dildos but not silicone molded into tentacles shapes—actual alive tentacles the size of a dildo, some bigger, some smaller, that you have to keep and care for like anemones in an aquarium. They love wet and warm crevices because they're used to laying their eggs in them. Since they've been domesticated for the general market, they've developed a symbiotic relationship with humans. When removed from the water, they search your body for that warm hole to breed, glide into your ass or pussy and start fucking you until they come inside you. The eggs will develop and leave your body eventually, requiring an additional one-week incubation period. Once they have hatched, they grow fairly quickly into full-sized tentacles and boom, you got yourself a dozen more that compete for your holes.

If you're not into the whole eggpregg business—they recently crossbred two types of tentacles whose come is sterile. They have been cleared and declared as safe, but the crossbreeding resulted in some unforeseen side-effects. Tentacles that came once or twice per session now have a seemingly unlimited amount of come that they shoot into you until they tire, and the slippery mess it makes has been declared a safety hazard by several consumers now.

If you're not in for the clean-up, you can have them fuck you during their infertile period, which lasts about two weeks. Their self-lubrication is not as active during that time, making for an interesting textural experience, especially with the bumpy ones. But be careful—while infertile, they simply won't finish and just keep fucking you, which can lead to some very long sessions that some customers have called ‘too intense’.

My friendship with @sam-is-my-safe-word. Not even joking, these are the relationships I value most in life and that thrive under even my anxiously neglectful attention.

Yes, Dean. You were a kid. Someone should have protected you, too.

Simsnatural: Dean's "Nectar"

You thought I was being euphemistic, didn't you? If only.

Dean, babes, you know I'm happy if you're happy, but this can't be hygienic...

Okay, okay, you're having fun, I get it, but be careful, you'll–

–slip.

You landed on your nuts, didn't you? Serves you right.

Oh, sure, it's hilarious to you, maybe. Do you plan to tell whoever buys this batch of strawberry nectar that you marinated your asshole in it?

Come to think of it, would that increase or decrease the value?

(Get it? Crease?)

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