Jacob Bertrand Alphabet Fluff

jacob bertrand alphabet fluff

summary: alphabet fluff with jacob bertrand

warnings: swearing, really random, and a bit sexual

slater’s note: it’s been awhile LMAO IM SO SORRY

ass - likes to grab/slap your butt like all the time because he just is a touchy person like that… and the butt is something he likes to touch

best friend - you guys were best friends before the two of you started dating and still continually act like best friends but who kiss each other… if that makes sense

cooking - you guys try to cook meals together! but fail terribly because the only meal jacob knows how to cook is ramen and eggs, and he’s honestly hard to teach because.. let’s be honest he’s strong headed

dude - he calls you dude out of habit

eating you out - he likes to eat you out lmfao and he’s lowkey good at it and likes giving you pleasure

fight - he’ll fight anyone that catcalls you/is an asshole to you, like he’ll straight up square up

group chats - jacob gets wrecked in the group chats for being a simp- which is true

hoe - jacob was lowkey a hoe before dating you.. and you make fun of him for that but he really is no longer one because you have him whipped

inside jokes - the two of you have a lot of inside jokes, which was why everyone lowkey hates you because the two of you just laugh at random times

jacked - the two of you compare your muscles when flexing to see who’s more jacked

kisses - will kiss you anywhere and everywhere at all times of the day because he is clingy af. he loves kissing your cheeks the most and it usually is to surprise you.

love - i think it’d take awhile for him to admit he loves you and when he does, it slips out and he denies he says it (like when chandler said he’d loved monica and freaked out) but he does love you.. he’s just the type it’s hard for him to say

motorcycle - he buys a motorcycle impulsively which was a fun idea after about two hours until he kind of crashed and had to take it to the scrap yard

nicknames - he comes up with the most random nicknames ever, which is cringy sometimes but real cute sometimes. he also uses the most generic nicknames like “princess” and “baby”.

old - you guys sometimes bicker like an old married couple, which your friends all make fun of you for

profanities - he swears ALL THE TIME and he’ll scream random curse words at the most random times.. it’s kinda cute

qdoba - jacob sometimes goes missing a lot of the time and most of the time he’s at qdoba eating a burrito

red - your skin gets red after jacob bites you at random times and so does his when you dig your nails in his back when things get spicy

sex - sex!

t.v. - binge watching “kirby buckets” and he hates you for it because he’s a little bit embarrassed but you baby him and say how cute he is

unibrow - you pluck his unibrow and eyebrows 😭

valentine’s day - jacob spoils you on valentine’s day with kisses and flowers and balloons

wimp - you call him a “wimp” or “a pussy” whenever he won’t do something you want to do, which is a bit manipulative but he will totally do it when you call him something like that because he wants to prove that he isn’t a pussy 😭

xolo - he’s either your guys’ roommate or is the equivalent of a roommate.. meaning he shows up to your guys’ apartment whenever he pleases

yo - he says “yo” a lot (i didn’t know what to put here)

zoom - he likes to drive real fast which sometimes scares you because he thinks it’s funny and doesn’t really pay attention and doesn’t slow down until you start yelling at him.

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ricky ik ur getting hella asks about your writing but are you gonna continue “friends with benefits”?

yes, i’m just so trash at updating right now (especially with uh cobra kai) 😭

CONGRATS LOVE ‼️❤️‍🔥

ugh the fact that i started this blog not even 3 months ago and we’ve already reached this big milestone is beyond me. thank you sososo much for 1,000 followers. ily all and words cannot describe how happy i am😫

anywayyyy, moving on to the real celebration. i made this au themed!!!! these could all be smutty and/or fluffy. and yes, you can ask for any character, im not limiting myself to the ones from my masterlist (except dumbledore and snape bc ik y’all are weird😐)

OPEN UNTIL JULY 23

🥣 𝐝𝐢𝐥𝐟/𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐟 - 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐛 | send me a character + a small concept/scenario and i’ll write a blurb about it. (e.g: 🥣!draco x babysitter!reader and thigh riding)

🪥 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫 - 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 | send me a character + a small concept/scenario and i’ll make a letter as if they’re addressing it to y/n. (e.g: 🪥!blaise and forgetting your panties at his house)

⛲️ 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 - 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 | again, character + a small concept/scenario and i’ll write a headcanon about how they’d react to it. (e.g: ⛲️!tom reacting to you flirting with another person)

💎 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 - 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 | character + concept and i’ll do a text message convo of what’s going on. (e.g: 💎!pansy and accidentally sending nudes to her)

🧊 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝’𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐝/𝐦𝐨𝐦 - 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 | character + scenario and i’ll make it into a small dialogue (e.g: 🧊!theo and him teasing you in front of your friend)

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