Reading The Silmarillion And The Magicians Nephew At The Same Time Is So Fucking Funny. Like The Entirety

Reading the silmarillion and the magicians nephew at the same time is so fucking funny. Like the entirety of magicians nephew is like “so anyway this cool thing happened and I’d tell you about it but anyway check out this lion”. Tolkien is like “shut the fuck up and listen to 7 thousand geographical details and while I’m on this tangent let’s go through the entire lineage of every single person I can think of, what were we talking about”.

When narnia is being built it takes like 20 seconds for all the stars and planets to show up and Tolkien specifies like several thousand years before the moon shows up and it takes like a hundred pages before they start counting DAYS. Lewis is like see Johnald???? You can do worldbuilding in less than a page!

My favorite comparison my fiance has noted is that the cabbies horse, strawberry, gets as much character description, if not MORE, than Digory’s uncle. Shadowfax is the most specialest horse in middle earth. If we know one thing about Tolkien and Lewis it’s that they love a good horsey.

There's something wrong with me

Here’s my art for my TRSB collab with @oatmealcraisin

The fic tied to Elrond’s portrait gallery will be revealed in a few days and I can’t wait to reblog the link then so you can all enjoy their work!

Here’s the individual portraits in a close-up:

One day I will draw glaurung as a peppa pig lizard

Awww cutie pie <3

Hello! Can you pretty please do Finduilas? Gotta love my girl 🥲

Day #73 - Balcony

She is here :D

me: Canon is important. also me: *sprays water on the Silmarillion as if it was a naughty cat* You can't say that! It's just wrong.