This One Is Blind

This one is blind

Toothfairy cake

How to make:

Step 1: gather dusk flour, bluejay eggs, bone milk, a tooth fairy, and any assortment of teeth. Dusk flour can be obtained from the dusk lily. You'll have to catch your own tooth fairy, but be sure to catch it alive for fresher extracts

Step 2: begin with beating the eggs, then add a bit of bone milk and pour in a good portion of dusk flour. If you plan on making your cake multilayered, you'll need a few pounds more of the material included

Step 3: pour a bit of fairy blood into the batter and mix it all together until it turns blue or pink. If it turns white, best feed it to the ants

Step 4: put the batter into the oven for 30 minutes at 350° degrees. Take them out when the crust is spewing sparkles. Do not touch the sparkles, they will burn you

Step 5: set out all your layers and let them cool for an hour. Do not let anyone or anything touch the cake in this state or it will wither and crumble

Step 6: crush the fairy bones into meal and mix with the leftover blood until wispy and light, then coat the cake in the mixture. Be thorough so the layers look seamless

Step 7: begin adding the teeth according to size and frost the gums into the cake. Gums have a slight curvature against the jaw bone if you want to go for realism

Step 8: sprinkle a ring of sugar or honey around the top and then put the fairy's skull in the middle. Add candles if the occasion suits

Step 9: add flowers such as lavender, lilies or pansies for the finishing touches

You can decorate the teeth with jewelry such as glitter, charms or braces if you want, same for the cake. If this cake is outdoors, cover it or else it'll attract hoards of butterflies!

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