Suck It, Blue!, In Which Simmons Is Going Through Another Phase.

Suck It, Blue!, in which Simmons is going through another phase.

I channeled all my Big Richard Energy in making the most awkward lyrics possible. I’m sorry–

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Michael J. Caboose & Dick Simmons, Dexter Grif & Dick Simmons Characters: Dick Simmons, Michael J. Caboose, Dexter Grif Additional Tags: Tickling, Autistic Simmons, Autistic Michael J. Caboose, Non-Sexual Praise Kink, Awkwardness, hand holding, hand kissing, Yeah I may have a hand kink, I swear this isn't actually sexual Series: Part 2 of Y'all Need Therapy. Have Some Tickles Summary:

Simmons can't sleep. Caboose proposes some tickles to help. But you can't possibly tickle hands. Right?

Grif calling Sarge Dad in a really sarcastic voice (“Thanks, Dad”) and Sarge going along with it (“Anytime, son”) and Simmons freaking out because he’s been trying to work up the nerve to call Sarge dad for years, literally years, and Grif just does it?

Donut picking up on the ‘calling Sarge dad’ thing and joining in because it’s so obvious, right? Sarge is their father figure! Sarge cheerily allowing this cause it’s Donut, right?

Simmons eventually mumbles a hesitant “dad” instead of sir at one point. No one says anything. Sarge carries on like it’s not a thing. Simmons is more confident the next time. Soon all three of them are calling Sarge dad half the time. No one says anything. It’s not weird at all.

these are getting more elaborate and less good by the minute but Church had to get his aim from somewhere

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Michael J. Caboose & Dexter Grif Characters: Michael J. Caboose, Dexter Grif Additional Tags: Tickling, Punishment, Body Positivity, Autistic Michael J. Caboose, Caboose Fucks, Toxic Masculinity, Pansexual Caboose, Platonic Cuddling, Grif is a Tsundere, Insecurity Series: Part 1 of Y'all Need Therapy. Have Some Tickles Summary:

Grif steals some snacks from blue base. Caboose is okay with it, of course. But only if he gets to punish Grif for it. And, who knows? Grif might even end up enjoying it.

Does Caboose catch Sarge eventually? Does he hug Lopez?

you think ur tough? u think ur hot stuff???? ???  i hear captain caboose caught the entire red army