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Disturbing Revelation
Ever since Grif “quit” the reds and blues, I’ve thought, “did Grif ever call the others his ‘friends’ in season 12?” Upon researching this, I found that the answer is no. At no point in their time with the rebels does Grif call any of the reds and blues his 'friends’.
grimmons edit to the song “So Alright, Cool, Whatever” by The Happy Fits
(spoilers for the final season!)
rvb community: i propose casual by chappell roan as an angsty pining simmons-centric grimmons anthem
is this anything
Tucker: and then he just showed up in my bed naked! Like I'm THAT easy *scoffs* like seriously
Grif:
Simmons:
Sarge, in the background side eyeing them: 👀
Grif: ...are you not that easy?
Tucker, offended: dude NO. I never fuck on the first date, or in this case before a date. I'm a classy bitch
Simmons, looking around him like he's being punked: am I being punked right now?
Grif: dude. Literally every other moment you talk about banging hot chicks what the fuck are you talking about
Tucker, leaning forward: guys
Grif and Simmons, leaning to meet him warily:
Tucker: I'm demisexual. I've had sex like 3 times. I just think sex jokes are absolutely fucking hilarious, Peak of humor, the only thing bigger than my love for sex jokes is this Dick bow chicka bow wow
Grif:
Simmons:
Grif:
Simmons:
Tucker: no one will ever believe you ;)
Knife Guys™ be @ it again local freeloaders hate them see why
Every friend group should include...
u know i did this whole thing for a single visual gag
hollow knight/rvb crossover bc im very much in favor of jamming completely disparate media together like a child with a bin of legos
church is a vessel bc quite frankly theres lore threre that fits to me but also him being a mute manlet is really funny
Simmons left arm is a prosthetic from the elbow down, not the whole thing.
Grif is thicker (♥ visibly thicker Grif)
different shoulders from each other
Separated some of the groups from the bigger picture, so they’re easier to see individually (I had to go back and re-draw a few areas that were covered in the final version). First is Church and Tex with the AI Fragments. Then there is Tucker and Caboose, with Wash and Carolina. After that is Kai leaning against her bro, and Grif with Simmons in his lap. Next is Locus, with Donut and Doc. Then, Sarge and my OC Poppy. Finally, Sheila and Lopez (being romantic as heck). I had fun doing all these different poses, and just… look how happy they all are~
Family outing.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Michael J. Caboose & Dexter Grif Characters: Michael J. Caboose, Dexter Grif Additional Tags: Tickling, Punishment, Body Positivity, Autistic Michael J. Caboose, Caboose Fucks, Toxic Masculinity, Pansexual Caboose, Platonic Cuddling, Grif is a Tsundere, Insecurity Series: Part 1 of Y'all Need Therapy. Have Some Tickles Summary:
Grif steals some snacks from blue base. Caboose is okay with it, of course. But only if he gets to punish Grif for it. And, who knows? Grif might even end up enjoying it.
Very old animatic that I decided to finish after 3ish years, drew them in their old design
Couch nap
Grimmons napping is just peak content,,,
and i just wanted to draw everyone else too hehe
Red Vs. Blue face headcanons! Since y'all wanted em out before Season 19 dropped!
In defense of Simmons not being a red haired twink: big buff DnD and science nerd.
And some extra notes under the cut:
You can take all these with a silly grain of salt, I'm not a long-time RvB fandom frequenter but did like some bits.
Simmons: Dutch-Irish but keeps getting called 'of a Latino persuasion' by Grif. Also funnily uses 'cracker'. (so mixed.) Cybernetics built from the same sort of stuff Lopez is made out of, visibly running down the left of his face, neck, ribcage, and arm. His arm worked the best for Grif because they're around the same height.
Grif: Too lazy to cut much of his hair, but it's necessary when his helmet doesn't properly secure. Also, a beard is beneficial for catching some little save-for-later snacks. Carving started out as a fidgeting task if he somehow couldn't sleep.
Donut: Just barely hits the twunk allegations in comparison as the lankiest out of a group of fat and buff guys, somehow more durable than all of them despite it and is still above average in build. Started really trying to compensate for his image because of his scar, which developed into really being able to love himself.
Sarge: LOVES his sergeant stripes. Don't tell him but his eyes might be blue. He will say they're grey, though. Don't ask about the bullet hole in his head, either. It's not that he doesn't want to talk about it, just that he'll probably go on a rant about Grif.
Church: Rest in piss Jimmy. Church doesn't naturally feel sleepy though, not like he has this body for long. The scar on his neck was smooth enough to not raise any alarm, and a lack of sleep may have hindered his fight-or-flight reflexes while he still lived...
Tucker: A few scars from his alien encounter, a glimmer in his eyes a slight indication of his connection with the blade-key along with the visor changes. Poor guy couldn't grow his hair long because of the helmet.
Caboose: Most head trauma of anyone ever, injuries hidden by his thick curly hair. Sure doesn't keep him down! It may contribute to a loop of him losing teeth and continuing to worry about the tooth fairy being mad at him, though.
Swamp AU more like everyone in ghillie suit
That's the waaaaay they became The Blood Gulch Bunch!~🎶
Reblogs > Likes
found a bunch of stupid tshirts on pinterest today
after everything they get a house in hawaii and a dog and a cat and simmons writes shitty sci-fi novels and grif fixes up old cars and they get to retire and grow old because they’ve earned it