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spy’s like 85% of this guys impulse control( he was going to chug a bonk and kickflip off the roof )
We Are Happy Dustbowl
Love how Spiderman always takes the opportunity to banter, while Daredevil is just like getting down to business. Red colleagues <3
Source: The Punisher (2011) Issue #10
Team Valor I Knew I made the right choice
tag yourself as a pokemon go team
Does Caboose catch Sarge eventually? Does he hug Lopez?
you think ur tough? u think ur hot stuff???? ??? i hear captain caboose caught the entire red army
Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Donut, and Lopez watching TV being a family would be pretty fun! -spookyourpressure
Sorry for taking so long, Anon! I hope this is what you had in mind! It was kind of fun to write, though I’ve still got to work on getting into the character’s voices.On another note, I’ve decided to leave short rvb requests open indefinitely! Drop them in my inbox and I’ll write them as I get to them.
“Not this again!” Grif groaned loudly as he hovered behind the old decrepit couch where his teammates were sitting.
He had been dragged from the bliss of his mid-evening nap by an unholy commotion in the next room. A large part of him had wanted to roll over and let whatever revolution was sweeping Red Base continue without him. A smaller but much more persuasive impulse told him that he didn’t want to die today and had him on his feet. What he found was less of a revolution and more of a hostage situation. Evidently someone had dug the old projector out from under the communal pile of junk and spare parts and set it up against one of the base’s bare walls. Sarge, Simmons, and Donut all sat with their eyes transfixed on the title screen of Mama Mia!, which they had all seen at least a dozen times. How Donut had gotten ahold of that old-as-dirt piece of crap was beyond Grif. If he was going to smuggle in movies, why couldn’t he at least smuggle in something good? Or, you know, not hundreds of years old. (“It’s a classic!” Donut would always insist.) “Quiet, dirtbag! I’m missing the previews!” Sarge snapped. “The previews.” Grif said slowly. “For movies that came out more than a hundred years ago. On a movie that you’ve already seen.” Sarge’s growl threatened murder (or worse, actual work) when he was less preoccupied. The only way Donut even gotten away with hosting these movie nights was with Sarge’s permission. And Sarge only consented to watching the same damn movie over and over again because of his weird fascination with Meryl Streep – whoever that was. But apparently Sarge wouldn’t mind sharing a trench with her. Grif was reasonably certain Simmons hated the movie about as much as he did, but the coward would never say anything. He would plaster on the fakest smile Grif had ever seen and kiss Sarge’s ass all the way through the opening credits. “Esto no era un uso eficiente de mi tiempo.” Lopez announced as he shuffled into the room with a large bowl. The couch being full, he was relegated to the floor, container in hand. Sarge grinned broadly. “Yahtzee! I had Lopez whip us up some popcorn!” He eyed Grif expectantly. “You stayin’ or goin’, Nancy?” Popcorn? Where the hell had they been hiding popcorn? He could smell the butter from where he was standing. “Aw fuck.” He grumbled before taking a seat beside Lopez on the floor, digging his hand eagerly into the bowl. Just like that, they had him. He found himself sinking into the familiar and oddly comforting routine of movie night; Sarge commentating loudly and aggressively on the main character’s life choices, Donut bursting into song at every opportunity, and Simmons energetically pretending to care.
The movie really wasn’t that bad.
For my pookie @creamiepeanutbutter
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Spiderman: violence is not the answer!–
Daredevil: is the question.
Deadpool: and the answer is yes!
Daredevil: shit will come
Spiderman: it won’t give shit
Daredevil: it’s going to shit
Deadpool: if not?
Daredevil: and if so?
Deadpool: if it doesn’t shit?
Daredevil: and if it happens
Deadpool: But if shit goes down, we’re in shit together!!
Spiderman: Ready!
Spiderman: Guys, this won’t give shit
Daredevil: yes it will
Deadpool: BUT IF SHIT WE ARE SHIT TOGETHER!!!
“okay listen up here i don’t wanna hear your idiots voice unless the fuckin’ world is on fire!”
_ Daredevil after the first time with the red team.
*the plane will crash and it only has 3 parachutes*
Peter Wade Matt: ...
Peter: I'll sacrifice myself--
Wade: who's going on dad's lap lol?
Matt: stop being stupid we're in threes?
Deadpool in a snare: we can of something
Spiderman: ok let’s play, I see with my little eye
Spiderman: someone who wears red and black and doesn’t know when to shut up
Deadpool: is it me?
Spiderman: it’s always you.
So, I got into Team Fortress 2 lately, so I decided to make some Ocs for both the RED and BLU teams. And one that is Neutral.
I hope you like them, and I’ll get into their backstories later on when I have time.
Late Halloween costume reveal!!!
Group chat was doubting my ability to girlboss whoever I wanted.. So I girlbossed daredevil <3
Anyway- requests are open <3 if you have a dumb idea or someone you want me to girlboss just send in an ask-
The Reds and Blues are assholes, that much is known by anyone who gets the pleasure of getting to know them.
But there are moments when that mask of theirs falls, where the feelings they have for their teammates get pushed up for all to see. Because when you spend years with the same ten people, getting to know their quirks, their history, spending hour after hour, day after day, you kind of get attached.
So it makes sense that after all the time spent together, all the years they spent teasing and joking and sitting around with each other with no reprieve, that they'd get a little protective of each other from time to time.
There's been days where someone says something mean enough to make Caboose cry and suddenly they have Tucker and Grif roasting them into oblivion and threatening their entire family line. There's times when someone grabs Tucker a little too roughly and make him wince and suddenly Wash is at their shoulder yanking them away with a glare that could turn a man to stone. There's incidents where someone starts shoving Simmons around and Sarge cocks his shotgun and fires at their feet until they scatter away.
Yeah, they're assholes to each other. Yeah, they don't always get along. But when it counts, when it comes down to it, they're always gonna look out for each other.
In the darkest night, we are the flame.
Team Valor charges into battle!!
I will be selling this as a print at Animaga 2016! Team Mystic and Instinct are up next!
