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Collector of Father Figures

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Tucker Asking The Question Sometimes, I Wonder How I Taste But Instead Of The Joke Being Mis-matched

Tucker asking the question “Sometimes, I wonder how I taste…” but instead of the joke being mis-matched ideas about biting or kissing, Caboose answers without any hesitation- “Mint. You’d taste like mint. And I’d taste like blueberry!”. After processing that, Tucker figures out what Caboose means-

Tucker; Wait- do you think we have like, candy flavors? That match our armor colors?

Caboose; NO TUCKER, gosh, it’s more complex than that! I’m like blueberry and banana and coconut, and YOU are mint with dark chocolate and strawberry… which is gross, but you like strawberries, so that suits you

Tucker; Ohhhh… you’re like, describing what flavors our PERSONALITIES have. Like how our vibes would taste

Caboose; Obviously! Why, what did you think I was talking about?

Tucker; I don’t know man, I just know I was talking about PHYSICAL tatse, like my actual body-

Caboose; EW. That’s gross. You’re gross, Tucker. Just like strawberries

Tucker; What do YOU know, you burn popcorn on purpose because you like crunching little charcoal chunks!

Tucker; OK, dang it, now I’m curious… what kind of flavor-vibes do the others have?

Caboose; Like who?

Tucker; Uh, start with the Reds?

Caboose; Well, Simmons is cinnamon, because that’s just his name, but he’s also cranberry and oranges

Tucker; Wait, Grif isn’t oranges?

Caboose; No, he’s just one orange, but his flavor is caramel and milk chocolate and peanutbutter. Donut is cherries and peach and vanilla. Sarge is also strawberry, plus raspberry and apples. Lopez is almonds and apricot and and vanilla

Tucker; That… wasn’t as weird as I thought it was gonna be. OK, now do Doc and Locus

Caboose; Doc is figs and ginger, but O’Malley is plums and hazelnuts. Locus is walnuts and pears and mint

Tucker; Alright, finish it up with the rest of our guys

Caboose; Wash is apples and maple and Vanilla. Carolina is lemon and mint and hazelnut. Kai is cherries and milk chocolate and and banana. Tex is dark chocolate and blackberries and pomegranate. Church is lemon and kiwi and mint and rosemary and almonds

Tucker; What the heck, why does Church get the most fancy flavor?

Caboose; Because he’s CHURCH!

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