Im Thinking About How Crime Alley Views Redhood And You Guys Get To Hear About It!

im thinking about how crime alley views Redhood and you guys get to hear about it!

so redhood's like the only bat-sanctioned crimelord right? he fucks with the robins and is still alive, he went toe-to-toe with batman (several times) and walked away from it, but also he implemented a no-bats rule and they (sort of) followed it!!

to us that makes sense, knowing that Jason's Jason and he's part of the batfam- to the rest of the city this new guy shows up, starts up his own gang, takes over crime alley and now THE Batman is listening to him??

Can you imagine how scary that would make him seem? to everyone else he has no relation whatsoever to them- this mans just powerful enough to control *the fucking batman*.

i havent actually read many comics but no wonder i only every hear about maybe 2 other crimelords. all the littler guys wouldve been squished when jason showed up. half his top guys were probably running their own very successful mafias and eventually decided it would be a whole lot smarter to join the guy than stand in his way.

plus hes achieving all the usual gang stuff without the fallout (trafficking drugs- but making sure they're clean and not sold to children, letting the streetgirls work- and giving them places to stay and protection from their clients, he probably gives streetkids odd jobs and things to do in exchange for food and somewhere to stay)

closer look ༉‧₊˚.

just a closer look at their bodies for ✧･ﾟ:* science *:･ﾟ✧

Bruce Wayne

bruce is buff but he somehow hides it under loose shirts, broad shoulders, thick thighs FOR LIIIIIIIIIIFE, (i'm a firm believer he has chest hair)

as seen in comics;

Dick Grayson

dick is definitely leaner rather than buffer since he's more agile, still very muscle-y though, huge ass

as seen in comics;

Jason Todd

jason is the tallest, broadest, and buffest, (you didn't hear this from me)

as seen in comics;

all pics are from pinterest. if anyone knows the artist from bruce's second pic pls let me know

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a little comic i made cuz i saw a kitten video and couldnt stop thinking about it

howdy pardner

since a lot of yall liked the idea of cowboy nightwing

throws these out for good measure

freaky wip photo

Jasons sudden onset puberty after revival is something i think about so often. the man is taller than dick, almost as tall as batman and he changed so much over like two years.

Dick taking Jason to the watchtower bc Bruce is offplanet and they're meeting Zatanna

Barry: Woah who's Nightwing's friend?

Wally: His little brother.

Barry: Little ?!

As annoyed as Jason is by the situation, he finds it hilarious referencing things that haven't happened yet and confusing everyone

"When you're on patrol tonight, keep an eye out for Timbo, he'll be wondering where Robin is."

Dick: ??? is this a villain? who is Timbo??

Jason references tim and their little stalker so much it becomes a challenge over jasons stay to figure out who this guy is. obviously they're the same person, he talks about both of them with the same endearment- different to the way he mentioned the demon child and other rather concerning nicknames.

at some point the titans set up a corkboard in one of their rooms, which is now plastered with photos of jasons schoolfriends, villains they've fought, photos of jason in action (they still don't know who got those photos, but they found them on some batfam fanblog) all connected with red string.

but wait, jason said they kissed? ok so remove all the adults (they hope).

now apparently they had a big fight! it must be one of the villains! but who could it have been? almost no gotham villains have sidekicks-

wait they also went to school together?

...does he mean ten year old Tim Drake from next door?

i kinda wanna write a short crack-ish time travel au where 12 year old jason swaps places with 22 year old jason bcs it'd be so fkn funny everyone would be so concerned. bcs like jaybin was not the angry kid fandom seems to think????? he was so sweet?? he listened, he was happy-go-lucky and wanted to help, found wonder in everything (robin gave him magic) and he was just so full of life and hope

so im just imagining:

titans: so hows it going with robin? you havent really talked about him or complained about his goody-two shoes sunshine-ness for a while. you good?

dick: well, uh. you see.

titans: also, who's the body-guard?

jason:

dick: so uh. this is.. future? robin..?

jason, 6'4 built like an idustrial fridge and a heavy aura of ''i can and will break your neck if you look at me the wrong way'' and voice gravelly from either the scar tissue or smoking or both: sup

titans:

titans: (just. stares. uncomprehending)

More under the cut V

just got like a funny picture in my head of like. a time travel AU where jason either swaps places with his younger self or somth idk but they're like sitting quietly eating breakfast and it's all fun and good but then a magical poof ensues and bam. adult jason is sitting there and jason is very confused bcs like yeah he was in fact sitting and about to eat but that had been at the nest with tim across him and maybe dick or damian snoring away on the couch in the next room.

and now he's sititng with just bruce and a very young looking dick and all of them just stare at each other and all jay can say is "fuckin' hell. seriously?" and groans bcs he did not want to deal with bruce. at all.

meanwhile everyone else is staring bcs 1) kiddie jason just vanished and this adult who sorta looks like him took his place and even from sitting down they can tell this mans got muscle.

2. this man looks like he's seen the worst things humanity can offer, not to mention the very extensive scarring *covering every visible inch of his body* and the creepy either white eyes or green eyes.

3. this man is not as surprised to be there as he should be.

jasons really not pleased with the situation but it is what it is and he's like just call constantine or zatanna or whatever. meanwhile everyone else is too busy staring at the fact jason, tiny jay, is taller than freakin' bruce and built like an industrial fridge (that isnt from lowes). none of them know how to feel about this

just like.

"you're.. awfully calm about this."

"eh, i've seen weirder." it is unsaid but jay is thinking of discowing.

n the three of them just has no idea how to treat this adult jason. this jason who seems.. familiar but so, so very different. obviously something must've happened bcs the guy looks like he's been in a freaking zombie apocalypse. and jays just like i cant wait to be home i hate this place, and makes the most unnerving comments here and there that just makes the others more confused. like.

"you can sleep in your old..? room. we will need to look for a change of clothes, though."

"ill use a guest room, i'm not setting a foot in that shrine."

"as you can see by this footage it's possible-"

"oh, that's not who killed him. look there, that's a falcone mark. this wasn't random but premediated."

"hm why are you even bothering with this case? listen - that's the sound of a skull being crushed, not the sound of an arm breaking, duh."

and they just get more confused and concerned

jason is a giant man made of muscle and rage and everyone is left reeling cause something happened to him, but he wont say what, and everyone keeps trying to guess and he doesnt clarify anything and obs no one is thinking "he died, got revived, turned into a zombie, pumped through HRT rage edition, becamea crime lord, was killed by his dad who chose to save his murderer, thrown into arkham by his older brother, broken out by his younger brother/boyfriend, made his own team of outlaws and put himself back together, only then starting to reconcile with some of the bats"

when they finally figure out how to get him back, someone, maybe baby timmers guesses "you were turned into a zombie" as a joke and jay finger guns him and says "yep" and then back jumps into the portal to get him back to his own time

meanwhile baby jason has the time of his life

not only is he apparently tall, *but* dick likes him?? he's apparently done a lot of good for crime alley??? he has a brother? boyfriend? both?? who looks up to him and is both very familiar yet he doesnt recognise him at all, and a younger brother who also looks up to him and is very protective and reminds him of like a small cat?????

dicks like we gotta get so many pictures of you!!! and jays like super confused but also like ok???

he can obviously tell that somethings up that theyre not telling him. but honestly the fact that it's like a decade into the future and he has so many people who loves him??? he decides its a problem for future him.

everyone is just very happy bruce is away on a mission in space.

Ifykyk