Abyssal Exalted, As Part Of Their Dark Bargain, Can No Longer Use Their Living Name. Instead, They Must

Abyssal exalted, as part of their dark bargain, can no longer use their living name. Instead, they must choose a new one from the following list:

Ol Boney' Bob

Susan "Spooks" McGee

Timmy Ghoulson Jr.

Bloodspiller Betty (of the Bloodspiller Betties)

Miss Murder Margret

Dr. Bonejangles

If they use any other name they immediately die. This is canon to all editions of Exalted, if the books say otherwise they're wrong.

Ok, so.

In the World Of Darkness games - both of them - vampires are paralysed if they have a stake through their hearts. And this is considered "one of their weaknesses is having a stake through their heart"

But if you ram a stake through a human's heart, they just fucking die, which I think we would all agree is a worse consequence then being temporarily paralysed.

Ergo, by any reasonable standard, it's actually humans who are vulnerable to stakes through the heart, while vampires are resistant to them.

So what the fuck?

This racism against Haitians is really getting to me. I'm not even sure how to refer to it because I don't even want to say "eating pets thing" because they're not doing that! It's a completely made up racist hoax that the Republican candidates for president and vice-president are all in on.

get it grandpa GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weird dog

Yknow how people say they picture senshi and it helps them cook? I think I’m doing something wrong (DO NOT DO THIS)