Decided To Look Up Who I Share A Birthday With In One Piece. There's A Lot. But That's Not Impritant

Decided to look up who I share a birthday with in One Piece. There's a lot. But that's not impritant right now. What's important is that I was ONE DAY AWAY from sharing a bday with Barto, Tashighi, AND Law. My mom messed up by pushing me out so early.

My bday is the 5th btw

marvel characters who are false advertising

ant-man: he can be ANY SIZE not just ant-sized

cyclops: this fucker has TWO eyes not just one

winter soldier: he is there all year round

wolverine: doesn’t wear a wolverine fursuit. you’d think he was a furry but no he isn’t

One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument

“How did you get so far in One Piece so fast?”

Easy, just

stumble upon the show as you are in a pit of depression and latch onto it as your one hyperfixation that gets you through the day, fall in love with a fictional character, think about him every moment of every day to distract yourself from your own sadness, create a fan account dedicated to him, consume every piece of material available to fuel your esscapism

watch a few episodes every day 😊

EVERY DAY I AM PUT ON THIS EARTH TO WEEP AND DIE

Chapter 3 is out now!! I have mixed feelings about it in the middle, but I really like a lot of parts. 

Law wakes up in his bed after getting blackout drunk the night before. He quickly realizes there is another man in his bed with him and he panics. And to his absolute horror, the man decides to keep popping up in his life, just to toy with his mind. But he starts to realize that maybe he doesn't mind Luffy's presence as much as he thought he did.