Matthias: Let Me Get This Straight-

Matthias: let me get this straight-

Jesper: I'm bi

Matthias: that's not what I was-

Wylan from a corner : AND I'M GAY

Inspired by @sucker-for-six-of-crows

One minute I'm eating pizza with my parents in our balcony and the next I'm thinking about how Kell gave up 3 years of his life in ACOL and now won't be able to enjoy those three years. He is, therefore, now 24.

AND Lila doesn't know.

Someone explain why all female leads in YA fiction books are teenage girls that love one men and multiple knives. Yes I'm looking at you Leigh Bardugo, Victoria Schwab and Bridgid Kemmerer.

Ain't no complaints tho.

Inej: also because *cough* Kaz's leg *cough, cough*

Wylan: why "no murders no funerals"?

Kaz: well you see it's more complicated than that-

Jesper: once someone said "break a leg" and Kaz broke that person's leg with his cane.

I hope you are all doing great in quarantine. Keep your schedules as normal as possible, call your loved ones "investment", eat waffles... Etc.

Inej threatening Van Eck in CK: If you lay a single fucking finger on me, my boyfriend is going to yeet that baby out of your wife.

Van Eck's pro-life ass: He wouldn't-

Inej: wanna bet?