Wylan Sending A Letter To Kuwei Written By Jesper: This Is For Kuwei You Big Fat Smelling Fat Bitch,

Wylan sending a letter to Kuwei written by Jesper: This is for Kuwei you big fat smelling fat bitch, why you took me off the-

Jesper: Wylan?

Wylan: Am I going to fast?

Jesper: Not at all, you skipped an "ugly hoe"

Why has no one ever realized the similarities between Nick Fury and Kaz Brekker?

Nick:

- wears black.

- respected

- everyone thinks he covers his eye

because something horrible happened

-got it scratched by an alien cat🥺

-is actually a softie who would die for his unconventional family.

Kaz:

- wears black

- respected

-everyone thinks he covers his hands because they show the horrible things he has done.

- actually covers them because he has a trauma and can't touch skin. BUT HE IS GOING TO GET THROUGH IT FOLKS.

- is actually a softie who would die for his unconventional family and his Suli girlfriend.

Nina: aww you're so *uwu*

Wylan: I can blow you up in-

Nina : aww is baby threatening me?

Wylan: but I'm -

Nina: you're baby

Matthias: let me get this straight-

Jesper: I'm bi

Matthias: that's not what I was-

Wylan from a corner : AND I'M GAY

Inspired by @sucker-for-six-of-crows

Wylan: why "no murders no funerals"?

Kaz: well you see it's more complicated than that-

Jesper: once someone said "break a leg" and Kaz broke that person's leg with his cane.

Kaz in Soc: I protect my investments

Inej from then on when Kaz tried to show he cares about her: I'm just and iNvEsTmEnT