Wylan Sending A Letter To Kuwei Written By Jesper: This Is For Kuwei You Big Fat Smelling Fat Bitch,

Wylan sending a letter to Kuwei written by Jesper: This is for Kuwei you big fat smelling fat bitch, why you took me off the-

Jesper: Wylan?

Wylan: Am I going to fast?

Jesper: Not at all, you skipped an "ugly hoe"

So he is actually a hardcore KAREN.

important question

is kaz's name short for kazimir

Currently reading Six of Crows and tell me why I thought Jordie was Kaz's ex-gf or something until he told Inej he was his brother.

Jesper at the end of soc: tell me you saw this coming

The all mighty Dirtyhands ruler of the Barrel: no I didn't. Anyway, Matthias tell us more about this talking tree of yours

Nina (to Matthias while holding him so he won't hit Kaz): HE DOESN'T MEAN IT, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS SAYING.

"She's... Like you"

Kell: "No, she's one of a kind"

Lila: that's right bitches

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"She belongs to me"

Kaz: "she doesn't belong to anyone"

Inej: that's my man

We love educated and respectful kings

Van Evk: if you give him the money he is going to go banckrupt! *tries to attack Wylan*

Jesper: *protective boyfriend mode: ON*