I GENUINELY CAN'T

I GENUINELY CAN'T 💀 💀 💀

I SHOULDN'T LAUUGH BUT FUCK HAHAHIW8O1J1JBSHDDNIW

LATER

YES i know 9/11 was yesterday but i did all this and forgot to upload on time

(insert that family guy scene) 9...

I say and I quote, "A scientist with atleast 12 phds and possibly had autism or npd or both kissed and maybe did something more with a sentient eldridge one-eyed yellow triangle that has the power to destroy two dimensions." To get the others in the gravity falls cult.

I honestly headcanon them as qpr that is toxic (never get to find that a lot, so might as well yk) but DEAR GOD IS IT HILARIOUS WHEN I SAY HE FUCKED A TRIANGLE 💀💀

I know a lot of the fandom is enjoying the thought of “Ford fucked the triangle” (I’m not here to sink your ship or anything. Keep having fun.) but I kinda think it’s hilarious if, yes, he did put Bill on a pedestal and pretty much worshipped him but he was also so oblivious (Ace? Aro? “Plansexual”? All of the above?) that he brushed off all of Bill’s advances without even realizing it. That leaves one frustrated and humiliated Bill and one Ford who has to have his family explain to him that the triangle wanted to fuck him and somehow he said no without even noticing.

Mabel jokes that he god-zoned Bill…

Knowledge is understanding that Bill felt some type of way about Ford.

Wisdom is understanding that Ford is aroace and didn’t reciprocate it like that.

Humor is shipping billford anyways because “he fucked that triangle” is objectively funny and must be spread as far and wide as possible!

DAVID TENNANT AS CILL BIPHER IS SUCH A GREAT ASS IDEAD

Holy fuck

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Frfr

The book of bill is literally just "hey what if we gave bill cipher a physical tumblr blog!!" With the full passage of the great gatsby, the gay yearning, and the fucking silly straws page, bill cipher somehow managed to make money off of a tumblr blog in book format

It was you all along... the imposter....

(Great art btw)

beware the IMPOSTOR