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Moments before disaster…
DAVID TENNANT AS CILL BIPHER IS SUCH A GREAT ASS IDEAD
Holy fuck
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My zoology professor talking about animal reproduction: Female Hyenas have pseudopenises–
Me:
I'd love to be this geekazoid's classmate, honestly just notes for days or someone to actually talk to about the lesson and learn something worthwhile. Also yapping nonstop if the professor literally sucks at their job omg PLEASE! Another bonus being that he's fucking cute for a genius, anyway— yeah I might make an xReader out of that idea.
"Seriously? I can't believe it's that easy!"
"Once you get the hang of it, anything is easy."
"You're so sweet."
"More than you? I highly doubt that."
My dumbass was really just obsessed with this mans while I was studying statistics and history, legit gonna write a fic about how cute Ford is when it comes to academics AHDOSHDJSJSH
Please send me your headcanons of him guys, I literally wanna know what you think of him-
"Rest well my stars."
— Stanford Pines; 03/15/1980
Lore tidbits under the cut:
More lore crumbs from my AU because yes, the triplets are still technically 3 years old in this picture. They turn 4 in June, the picture was taken give or take three months prior by mother dearest out of frame. From left to right it's Aeschylus, Athena, then Alexander plus papa Sixer XD
To add to this, it's the picture of the triplets Ford keeps in his pocket as he fights to survive in the nightmare realm. Compared to canon where he fights to keep going out of spite, in this AU he's still mad at Stan make no mistake— but he's instead fighting to get his life back. The regrets hit him like a train when he first goes through the portal but he knew there wouldn't be a worse fate than dying and never seeing his family again, so he picks himself up and chugs on.
Also in this AU he's stupidly angry at himself for falling prey to Bill's flattery, even if he's also really pissy at the triangle for taking advantage of him all the same.
Sketch is here :D
YALL PLS WAHAHAHAHA PICK ONE- we're definitely going down swinging at this point LMFAOOOOO-
For context, this is me asking which Ford do I draw and write for the strip challenge, poll is in my blog's pinned message go vote if you want to LOL
Linkie here too
I can't believe I woke up at 8AM to draw because of this idea LMFAO I'll draw/write something special for someone who can guess what inspired my dumbass to make this shitpost HAHAHHAH
I know chances of it happening are slim to none but pls let's get Poindexter wasted and dancing to Måneskin it'll be funny-
But I might make it canon to my AU because pls DRUNK FORDSYYYYYY- also imagine finding him like this omg it would be so good
I also have one of Stanley- but I'm gonna fix it up the best I can because I have not drawn him EVER aside from the chibi and like- TF THIS MANS LOOKS SO DIFFERENT LOLOLOL-
Also am kinda working on the strip challenge thing alongside some fics, drop me some ideas in my inbox if ever cuz we ballin with the twins fr
The way I couldn't stop myself from giving him the Kingsman treatment in my AU, genuinely I feel like when he got thrown into the portal the first time- his priorities weren't to end bill but to get back home so the way he navigates his situation would already be somewhat different.
Then I remembered Rick Sanchez fucking exists and now I'm like- hold on, what if I just put this idiot in a suit that practically has everything with weapons that don't look as silly as a freaking triangle shaped blaster. Also yes give him actual training on how to fight I know he learns through survival in canon but PLS IMAGINE HIM BEING PAID TO LITERALLY DO CIA/MIB SHIT BY THE INTERGALACTIC FEDERATION-
("Your math is no match for my gun you idiot!" Brother has a toblerone pistol COME ON SIXER-)
Is it stupid? Yes. Is it over the top spy? Yes. Will he look fucking sexy? Pls when you use Colin Firth as a damn reference WHO DOESN'T WANNA SNUGGLE WITH THE DEFINITION OF DEMURE-
Anyway, so yeah in my AU when he does eventually go dimension hopping with his triplets he'll be fucking dressed because I like suffering and suits are hot. There's absolutely no practical reason to this other than they look gosh darn pretty.
I would give a kidney for this fucker to go "Manners Maketh Man" and start a damn bar fight-
But this only does start because of that one post I made about all of them deciding to go adventuring in Dr Who cosplays, AU!Ford just so happens to be the one to maintain it.
Bro I am so delulu over the idea of wifey Reader just doing his tie every morning like: "Good luck at work." And then the fucking morning kisses with coffee and breakfast AGH-
BRO IMAGINE PULLING HIS TIEEEEE I NEED TO WRITE ABOUT THAT OMGGGG-
The triplets would not be amused, but they would try to mess with all his gadgets because WHY NOT-
Bonus cookies if yall manage to convince me to get Stan in on his brother's shenanigans because ngl I AM CONSIDERING THAT SHIT FOR MY AU SO BAD- LIKE JUST THEM KICKING ALIEN BUTT LIKE JAMES BOND OR BUSTING DOWN ILLEGAL INTERDIMENSIONAL DRUG RINGS- OH MY GOD I AM SO SICK- HAHAHAHAHHA-
Are we cooking are we cooking chat are we cooking I feel like I'm cooked not cooking LOL
Seriously practicing anatomy and shit with Fordsy and picking the ones I even barely like- also idc I'm perpetually putting him in a suit for my AU if Stanley has a damn suit I'm giving Ford a fucking 3 piece PLS HAHAHAHAH—
Seriously debating on writing up a secret spy service AU for these guys, idk if anyone's already done it though and I don't want to impose.
Also, gonna debut my AU ford blog in a bit once this doodle board is finished with colors. Go bother him if you're bored I guess HAHAHAHA-
Still waiting for the timer on the other poll to tick down before I post the Strip challenge thing, I also lowkey fear what to expect from it but ya know what we BALL-
WIP because I'm apparently high- I have no idea what I'm doing can you tell? XD
Either way just have some young Stan Twins in the meantime while I conk out it's 1 in the morning and I'm doodling nonsense HAHAHAHA
I dare anyone to guess what that stuff actually is and what I put them in cuz I don't think ya'll can :D
Also, do I keep the style I'm currently doodling in? Or do I go back to how I used to do it where they looked more similar to the show's style?
Damn it's been a while I should make some Mr bill pines AU stuff from @/honeqq(not pinging because I don't wanna disturb HAHAHA) I miss these bozos LMFAO
"Who are you?!"
"I am the doctor!"
Time Lord Stanford anyone? Seriously how come I haven't ever seen anyone draw this idiot as a Doctor Who yet LOLOLOLOL
Yeah this is the one I'll use for my Ford askblog cuz why not
"Allons-y!"
"What?"
"Allons-y, it's French for 'let's go'— Oh nevermind."
Couldn't help myself so I messed with a concept with Ford that I'm surprised I haven't seen yet. I can't tell if I want this to be a separate AU entirely or part of my Ford Family AU so I'll leave that be for now. I also decided to give him a sonic screwdriver instead of his own gadget because the multiverse is a funny thing and well, let's just say it ended up in his hands as a "gift".
Very much inspired by @orxinus' Megalomaniac Ford but I made him a lot more goofy. (I love their AU check them out guys!)
Edit: He now has his own blog! Go bother him on @gftimelord LOLOLOL
C'mon it's "we become we" the second I saw the dynamic of route 9 in the Mr Bill Pines AU I had to do it HAHAHAHA
The hands were the freaking BANE OF MY EXISTENCE HOLY SHIT- anyway yeah have this while I go sob in a corner since I have a fic relating to this in the works, I just really need sleep it's 4am and I did this HAHAHAHAHA
@honeqq here's the animatic I was talking about I hope you like it :D
AU belongs to them btw I just rot about it like a bunch of other people who want a relatively happier BillFord dynamic :3
Normalize drawing you and your best friends as siblings duos
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REDEMPTION/HANDYMAN AU GAYSSSSS 🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️🔥🗣️
I was possessed to draw this. The Toxic old man yaoi was too strong
My human Bill Cipher design yippee he's just a silly little guy