zach 🏳️⚧️(he/him) // trying to remember how to draw // mostly turtles rn
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Tmntober Day 4 Desperation
Last act of life is reaching out for ur slain brother who u have avoided for years and now ur both outta luck and time :’)
I am having the worst gay fever I’ve had in months, maybe years. My eyes are watering, I can’t stop sniffling, even the meds aren’t helping. Surely, I will soon perish.
I did it -- my first ever fic!! I trust you all not to judge my literary skills too harshly :)
This is for @personne-writes prompt: fatherhood (any character/iteration)
@tmnt-write-fight
me getting five notes from my regular mutuals on any given post
I love the tiny background drawings so much. From Mystic Mayhem
LETS ALL PRETEND IT HASNT BEEN EIGHT MONTHS
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the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this
contender for the funniest dialogue exchange in the game tbh
The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.
> define 'balmy'
Balmy means "pleasantly warm."
Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.
Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!
> observe night
The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.
> resolve temperature discrepancy
You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.
made this model turtle lair as a gift for a friend!
based on the turtle lair from TMNT (2003)
new keychain designs that i forgot to post!
do not repost without my permission.
No offense but I think some of you would be a lot happier writing a fictional atlas or encyclopedia instead of a narrative story