/hj But Also /srs - Tumblr Posts

6 months ago

Nine inch nails is so funny because its music about how you're the most sick and twisted jokerbastard on earth but he's like definitely just talking about being bisexual and submissive


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can we normalize disliking shifts please. i see so much positive talk abt shifts and that's great i love that some people enjoy tgem but whenever i come out of a shift it makes me feel so empty inside

like part of me is literally missing (it is)

idk i just wish people talked more about how shifts aren't always fun bc literally all i see on tiktok are people "shifting" after setting up a camera and them jumping around or getting on all fours and doing vocqls or smth. it makes me feel rlly crappy sometimes bc i don't get zoomies when i shift i get angry and mean and my body suddenly feels WRONG on all levels like it knows it's not supposed to be this way but it is for some horrible reason


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1 year ago

cw for violent imagery

I'd die for you is so boring

And honestly, so is I'd kill for you

No I'd commit war crimes and treason against every country I can for my partner

Id let myself be slowly torn apart by small spiders

Id let myself be slowly boiled alive

Id let someone rip off every limb and reattach it over and over again

Id commit mass murder

Id bomb literally anyone anywhere

Id slowly peel off my own skin

Id cry and scream and beg but it would be worth it for the one I love most


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1 year ago

can we pretty please have a happy au where everyone is alive and ok and out of showfall maybe


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6 months ago

i need a sugar mommy frfr


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6 months ago

Ur tellin me ur cis/straight an u hav a septum piercing?!?!?!????!?!?!? DATZ CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!11!1!1!!!1!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡


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7 months ago

He is a feral orange farm cat. With his random calico cat he stole (Nico)

"Will Solace is not a golden retriever. He is, in fact, a ginger cat," I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"She's right!" they say. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the 6th row stands: Rick Riordan himself.


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1 year ago

GUYS!

I just found another ship name for Zooble x Gangle.

I present to you;

GOOGLE-


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1 year ago
PETITION TO BRING BACK COLE'S DROOPY EYES (/hj But Kinda Srs I Loved His Droopy Eyes)

PETITION TO BRING BACK COLE'S DROOPY EYES❗️❗️😡😡💳💳💳💥💥 (/hj but kinda srs I loved his droopy eyes😞💔)


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9 months ago

Looking for someone willing to commission me for a discord stargazing decoration bundle lmao

(EDIT: ok, what i meant here is - I am willing to draw something for someone and they will pay me with the dc shit instead of normal money payment. Sorry, again- i wrote this at like 4am idk what i was on.)


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6 months ago

You think you can hurt me? The people who were supposed to protect me put me through hell and gave me emotional scars that will never heal. Oh yeah, and I still love them. 😀

*not a vent!!! Just random shitposting*


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6 months ago

WHY IS THAT WHAT’S UNDER THE “TRANSGENDER” TAG??? I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!!!! NOW MY WHOLE FYP IS FILLED WITH STUFF LIKE THAT!! WTF TUMBLR????? WHY IS IT ALL NSFW PICS?????????


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9 months ago

holy moly kits tumblr famous 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


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7 months ago

We all know how absolutely shit the Minecraft movie is going to be, right? Right. Anyway I think honestly the only good part about the movie is going to be the fan remakes.

Like we’ve already seen people animate THE ENTIRE TRAILER (A FEW DAYS AFTER IT CAME OUT WTF????? ) If there are people that can do that there’s no way they can’t just like…. Band together and remake the movie right??? Or we get some role players and they just…. Idk redo the entire movie IN MINECRAFT DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL THIS COULD BE???

The only good part about this movie will be the groundwork it will lay down when it’s out. It will make people hate it so much that they remake it into a way people want AND THEN WE GET TO PROFIT INSTEAD OF THE MEGA CORPORATIONS


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8 months ago
He Has A Name ..

He has a name .. <333

The Olympics mascot is so funny because look....

The Olympics Mascot Is So Funny Because Look....

He's so so shaped

I love him


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