zach 🏳️⚧️(he/him) // trying to remember how to draw // mostly turtles rn
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I was today years old when I found out that in the Battle Nexus 2 video game, the TMNT fight the TMNR while Splinter and the turtle sensei discuss their own past match (and bitch about their sons' lack of intellectual development). And it's as hilarious as it sounds.
Rat!Mike: I heard turtles move slow, but I didn't know their minds were slow, too! Turtle!Don: Hey, buddy. Isn't your master a turtle? Rat!Raph: You dare to insult our master??? That's going too far!
(Video on Youtube here)
Happy birthday!!! You get a picture of my cat
WAHT A GORGEOUS BABY?????? PLS CUDDLE THEM FOR MEEEE
Happy birthday 🎂🎂🎂
Thank you so much anon!!!
have a cupcake! 🧁
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FROGGY <3333
I HOPE IM NOT LATE BUT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
AHHH THANK YOU DIONA!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖
HAVE A CUPCAKE!!!!!
oh my GOD I LOVE YOUR RAT SONS AU SO MUCH AAGHARJAJGVBLA !!!!!!!!!!! i hope you win once were up against eachother in the best sibs comp its so so cool i wish you luck AAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OMG HI FINN HI !!!!! AND ADKJFHKJZDHF THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE MY SILLY RAT SONS
LOL SPOTS DEFFO GONNA KICK MY BOYS BUTTS BUT IM REALLY EXCITED SEE THEM GO HEAD TO HEAD
im gonna try and crank out some doodles of them interacting if ur okay with such!!
ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY ???
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👁👁👁👁👁👁
💥💥💥💥
it is indeed!! care for a cupcake?
PARTYS NOT COMPLETE TILL THERES CUPCAKES!!!
YALL OUT HERE MAKING ME EMOTIONAL EVERY TIME I OPEN MY DEVICES NOW (<- WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY)
also this lil smile is gonna be the death of me just looK AT HIM AND HIS LIL FACE AND HIS LIL PAWS AND
GIANT THANK YOU AGAIN MIFFLE THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL I FUCKING TREASURE IT AND WILL DO FOREVER /GEN
ASJFNDJJFKDJDJF ZACH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE KIND WORDS !! ALSO, MY ART ON YOUR LOCK SCREEN OH MY GOODNESS???!!? HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY/WEEKEND DUDE !!!
ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY ???
👀👀👀👀👀👀
👁👁👁👁👁👁
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it is indeed!! care for a cupcake?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
MIFFLE!!! MIFFLE THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!! I HAVENT EVEN RECOVERED FROM UR OTHER DRAWING YET AND U HIT ME AGAIN?????
“ legacy “
@scatterbrainedbot ‘s rat sons au !!! happy birthday dude !!
GO VOTE TTNM RIGHT NOW!! DO IT FOR TTNM RAPH IN A DRESS!!
VOTE HERE
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falls down stairs IM HERE IM HERE SORRY IM SO LATE
RAT SONS AU
in which Master Splinter is a wise and silly old tortoise, and father of four skittering, chaotic, ninja rat children. <3
(inspired by that one background moment of the 03 series! 🐢🐀🐀🐀🐀)
there will be lots of similar plot points as the 03 series (like 'tales of leo' and 'good genes' etc etc) but there are also a lot of fundamental changes in the foundation of things too — like the guardians and ninja tribunal and the hamato family line etc etc. content wise tbh its probably mostly just gonna be snapshots of random moments throughout the boys lives, but i do kinda have some plot concepts? so we'll see 👀
(embarrassingly long) introduction under the cut if u'd like to read!
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Years ago, Oroku Saki defeated Hamato Tang Shen in battle, and finally brought an end to the family that would deny him his power. He ordered her homestead be razed to the ground, and all mystic artifacts to be delivered to him. Particularly, the Hamato’s prized pet tortoise, which was rumored to be itself a conduit for the family’s legendary mystic abilities. With the creature in his possession, along with the new rapid-enhancement chemical he commissioned from laboratory familiar with mystic properties in New York — at last, he would be granted his godhood, and guarantee the legacy of his fathers clan. The Hamatos could deny him no longer. He had won.
Or he would have, had the fools at the lab not ruined everything, the precious mutagen spilling all over the tortoises crate and the fool handlers who carried it. The contaminated men morphed into horrific, animalistic monsters, attacking the scientists and wrecking the laboratory itself. And, most crucially, in the ensuing madness, the crate which contained the tortoise, his last possible connection to the Hamato’s power, lay shattered, and empty…
Meanwhile, Hamato “Splinter” Yoshi, who until this point had quite enjoyed his extended existence as a simple tortoise and family pet, found himself fleeing the eyes and hands of the man who killed his human family, and the lab that granted him this new shift in consciousness, to instead face the terrifying chaos of the streets and alleys of NYC. His transformation into something more bipedal had hurt considerably and left him aching and disoriented, but still he could not pause. He could not falter. Not until he found somewhere safe to hide himself and the four squirming, impossibly small rat-pups in his arms. He hoped the chemical that washed over them had not warped and hurt their young bones as it had his own. He hoped he could find somewhere safe to care for them. He hoped they could survive the night without their mother. He hoped, he prayed he could protect these precious, squeaking, peach-fuzzed ruminants of his family. He did not think he could survive any more loss.
For now, he would do what he could, and slip into the shadows of this city. Having lived so long among ninjas had its benefits there, at least.
i love rats so much and i’ve nEEDed to at least doodle your kids oNCE, they fill my heart with such joy and sunshine!
definitely gonna do a better piece when i get to a place that i actually can, but here’s this for now!! hope you’re doing well !
MIFFLE MY FRIEND I HOPE U DONT MIND BUT I PLAYED W THE EXPOSURE AND SUCH A LIL BECAUSE I NEED EVEN LOWEST BRIGHTNESS BITCHES (me) TO WITNESS THIS MASTERPIECE????
MIFFLE I AM DECEASED OH MY GOD???????
GOD UR SHAPES ARE ALWAYS FUCKING AMAZING BUT THIS??????? AND THE DETAILS DUDE OH MY GOD LOOK AT MIKEYS CHEEK FLUFFS AND THE PERFECT PERFECT SHAPE OF DONS SNOOT AND THE RIPS IN RAPHS EAR AND HIS LEVEL OF DISHEVELED FLUFF LIKE FUCKING PERFECTION WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? THE WAY LEOS EARS CURL A TINY BIT LIKE ACTUAL RAT EARS?? I AM LEGITIMATELY CRYING
trust me, context doesn’t help much
TMNT Fun Fact of the Day
In RotTMNT episode “Late Fee,” the turtles’ voice actors make a little cameo on the subway.
From left to right, we have Omar Benson Miller (Raph), Brandon Mychal Scott (Mikey), Josh Brener (Donnie), and Ben Schwartz (Leo).
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ZACH I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE (no cause the way I ran to my friends to show them these and proceeded to curl up on the floor while they laughed. IM INSANE OVER THEM QwQ <33333)
THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN, RAHHHHH
just doin' my job, ma'am
I need more pained expression on Leo's face. (Sorry)
new cover art for i'm sorry, teenage mutant what now? btw :3c
guys im finally back hi i found that foothold again
