I Was A Wishing Well For Sad Boys Who Wanted Something To Change So They Tried To Change Me

I was a wishing well for sad boys who wanted something to change so they tried to change me

They tossed pennies into my depths and grew angry at my remaining the same on the surface

But the pieces of themselves they thought fit to toss away lay deep inside me and tossed and turned the currents in my soul and clogged up pathways in my heart.

You were an antiques collector, happy to grow old with me, and I was full of people’s old junk.

It’s a good thing we found each other.

it is raining in my apartment

not like, actual rain. but the person upstairs who listens to loud music and screams profanities off the balcony at odd hours seems to have decided to transition to being a swamp person, judging from the steady flow of water from the ceiling. It was slowing down but the water started running again and now it's become more of a steady flow than a drip. My wastebins are getting kinda full. It's only been an hour.

Advice would be appreciated.

Last night I went to make some cool stuff for my next DnD one shot

I had exactly one (1) half of a hard cider

I got really excited and sent a Cool Thing (TM) to my group chat

I only then realized I had:

1. Spelled a character’s name differently every time

2. Not changed any of the placeholder names

3. Autocorrect had messed with a bunch of the fantasy names I actually used

Don’t post content while tipsy, folks

OI LISTEN UP YALL

THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ELEVATOR IS FOR PEOPLE WALKING UP

THE RIGHT SIDE IS FOR STANDING

IF YOU TAKE UP MORE SPACE AND CANNOT REASONABLY CLEAR THE LEFT SIDE THAT IS FINE

BUT IF YOU STOP ON THE LEFT SIDE IT HAD BEST BE TO MOVE TO THE RIGHT

Today’s pet peeve brought to you by “my train comes once every hour and I don’t have time between interchanges to tap twelve people on the shoulder when they’re clogging the only accessible walkways”

Also we should have more escalators in general, they’re a good happy medium for people who have limited mobility but don’t require elevator space and want to get places on their own time

Also we should have side escalators just for the people who wanna make out all the way up. One that is shielded from my view and frequently disinfected.

What does E = mc^2 actually mean?

Let's start at the very beginning, A very good place to start. When you read, you begin with A-B-C. In science, you begin with E and MC:

E, a quantitative property.

M, the mass of something there.

C, a speed as fast as light.

2, that stands for something squared.

So, if mass and light combined-

Square, and equal energy,

Then, in relative spacetime-

That will bring us back to E equals MC (squared).

That's all in a musical by Rodgers and Einstein of course.