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Bau X Reader : How They First Meet
Bau x reader : how they first meet
Warnings: nothing really , kinda awkward (?)
Summary: you had just joined the bau , already familiar with some of the members of your new team
Note: this is meant to be written to a gn tone , but since I identify as a female and use those pronouns , I might have made some mistakes. If there is anything to this or any other of my stories please inform me
Penelope Garcia
You had just been informed that you were accepted to became a part of one of the most elite teams in the fbi. The behavior and analysis unit.
You were told that you were to became a member in two weeks , since they needed to file some paperwork
That some night you received a message that read:
Hello, heard you gonna join the team! I'm Penelope Garcia the teams analyst
So you and Penelope had been chatting a long time before you met almost any other member of the team
Aaron Hotchner
Being in he office as long as he did , it was natural that he was familiar with most of the important agents. Same thing happened with you
He had met you maybe twice or three times already
Once when you had just joined the fbi and he was a low level agent back then that had been tasked to shaw you around and help you with any problem you may have had
He had assured you that you could call him if you needed any help ,but you never did
The next time he had met you was around two years before you were to join the team
It was in an official fbi meeting. He was one of the first agents to arrive and when you entered the room , your face shined
You went right on him , expressing your happiness to be seeing him and all the typical stuff, before lightly chit chatting
He had thought you were funny and quite amusing
Then on the meeting one of the agents spoke up saying something stupid
He turned to look at you with a ' really?' face and you almost burst out laughing
He felt comfortable around you
So when your name was on the ones on the new recruit list , he was quick to chose you
Emily Prentiss
Emily was known by a lot of names all around the world
So you an agent that had been to multiple countries , once happened to fall on her
It would have been a little awkward on your side because she was kinda your idol
She had been the agent that had hopped around in most of the federal organisations and had the best of names with the most successful cases
So meeting her was unique for you
You though that she wouldn't remember you , but boy you were wrong
She had clear memory of who you were , since you had been the first one to show such an awe at her achievements
She didn't know who you were until she heard Penelope talking to JJ about you
JJ
JJ met you the morning that you were to join the team, since she had offered to help you navigate your way throu the place and also fill you in
But this was not the first time she heard of you
Penelope had been talking about you , how funny you were and how she thought that you would be an excellent addition in the team
She showed you around , unable to not notice the way your lips curved at the place around you
A slight smile you were trying to hide behind a serious persona
She completely understood why Penelope perceived you as a good addition to their little family
You were easy going , charming and bubbly a little pep on your step
She couldn't not notice how you sent Gotcha little smile and a cute wave
In hers and your surprise , he offered you a timid smile too
Derek Morgan
The man™.
The moment you entered the room and jj told them who you were , he was on his feet , a strong hand extended as to greet you
' Derek Morgan '
He'd say in his deep voice
Everyone had at least an idea about you , through Penelope, except for him somehow
He quickly noticed your slightly fidgety hands and the way your eyes skipped in between everyone
Once he had his moment , Penelope rushed in
' I'm so sorry my sweet chocolate thunder , but you can't keep my friend away from me'
She told him and he stared in shock as Penelope hugged you and you instinctively hugged back
Spencer Reid
Spencer was the last one of the bunch to meet you
The whole time you were interacting with the team he stared at you his gaze analytical , his glasses falling downwards his nose every few minutes
Once he understood that the energetic part was over , he figured it would be a good time for him to meet you
' I'm Spencer Reid ' he'd say , extending his arm
You had looked at it started out , throwing a quick glass at an equally confused looking Penelope
' i- uhh, you don't have to shake my hand I was already told that's not your thing'
He felt seen at this comment of your shooting at his blond haired girl a grateful smile
He decided right then and there that he liked you
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Yandere spiderman x reader
Summary: Peter develops a 'crush' for you at school , so what's the best thing he can do , if not stalking you as spiderman
Warnings: yandere themes , obsession, stalking, double personality (?), some violence
Your first interaction with him was with Peter
You both went to the same school and had just started to become friends
Peter soon started feeling things towards you that he realized were a little crush
It didn't take him long to realize this was something else
He grew obsessed with you
He caught himself staring at you , waiting outside your class , always keeping the seat besides him in lunch for you to sit on
But , he had ordered himself to never get carried away while on the suit
He disciplined himself into not approaching you
For around two days
That's how he spent the hours of the nights that you were out with you
( well not really with you since he was watching from the shadows )
He tried reasoning with himself that this is not too wrong , since you were a citizen and a pretty one on the least so you were more likely to get in some sorts of trouble
It is hard for him to not mention the things he learns about you by stalking while talking with you
I mean he so wants to ask about why you were with that boy yesterday, but how can he justify knowing that?
Th n , one night what he had been expecting happend
You were walking down the street wearing your earphones when some guy jumped on you, making you fall to the ground
Before he could even speak to you , spider man, appeared on the incident , knocking the 'villain' out and contacting the authorities
He helped you of the ground , pushing some hair out of your face and giving you the softest look he could through the mask
Even now you were beautiful
He accompanied you home and the two of you chatted the whole way
When you reached outside of your apartments great entrance , you pecked his check and hurried of
It's safe to say that you had developed a little crush on spiderman
So the next day you informed an amazed looking Peter about all the things that happened the day before and you just couldn't stop talking about spiderman
Peter wore the most satisfied smile you have ever seen in your lifetime
After that spiderman and you would hang out often , him walking besides you 'to protect you from any harm that could come your way'
And Spiderman appears very eager to learn more about one of your friends , every time you mention the name Peter
Hey, Hope you are doing well!~
Can I request either Yandere Eddie and/or simp borderline yandere Steve with a nerdy, bookworm reader who wears glasses?
Do whatever floats your boat with this request. :D
Hihihi , I am so happy to have a request, I love them ( also I am sorry but the glasses part is not mentioned to much , I just got carried away<3)
Warnings: yandere Steve, yandere Eddie, stalking, obsessive behavior
Summary: you are just a nerdy girl who somehow ends up attracting the attention of Steve 'the hair' Harrington and Eddie Munson.
Hopkins is a small town , so people know less than they want to and more than they care to admit about each other
So when Steve first noticed you , he was surprised that he hadn't payed attention to you a lot
He was instantly interested in you , so he began following you around town definably not stalking you
But when he asked a bit around about you , he realized why he had never really seen you around
Turns out you are one of the smarter kids in town , always studying
He slowly learned you programm after spotting you around town some times , so soon he knew that you were in he library every Wednesday right after school
So Steve decided to get in he library once , just to check out the place since he had never been inside before
It just so happened to be a Wednesday , he swears
But even if it didn't just so happen to be and the whole thing was on purpose who can blame him , right?
It's just the way that your hair falls on your face and your glasses slide down your nose that he can't get out of his head
He has noticed the books you read and he isn't much of a reader himself but he got Nancy to analyze some of them to Jim , so if he just so happens to speak to you he will know what to say
Entering the library almost ten minutes after you did , he stumbled on a stack of books and he ended up almost falling
He looked up at you and feeling your eyes pierce him , he understood he needed to sit down soon
That's how Steve ended up sitting on a desk with another dude , whose face was currently hidden behind a book
Taking a more careful look at him Steve left out a soft and questioning "Eddie?"
Eddie lowered the book in a guilty way and stared back at Steve
Turned out , Eddie was stalking had taken an interest in you long before Steve had
That's how they both ended in Steve's house talking about you
Eddie presented to Steve a bunch of information that he had of you and some of your things too
Both of them ( with Steve being the one to propose this and encourage Eddie) decided to persue you romantically
That's how Eddie handed up sitting besides you at lunch and Steve ended up bumping you and accidentally dropping your books in the hallway at the same day
You soon became friends with the two of them since you were lacking the social skills to have many friends on your own
You would always talk to them in the nicest of ways and they lived listening you rant about your books
When you ended up with both of them, you really thought it was the best thing that could happen to you
And for the most part it is
I mean you don't need any other friends other than them , cause are they not enough for you?
Steve would be more like a gentleman opening doors and stuff for you , always hanging of your lips , while Eddie would remain sharp and critical
He hasn't received much love in his life and now that he has you , he isn't going to ever let you go
Eddie would write songs about you for sure and would play them to you
Now ,if he catches you humming to them later, then it's over. That's it. You're his
Steve honestly just wants to take care of you. He just wants to hug you and help you with everything( even the things you don't need help with)
Together , they take most of your time , but that's ok , because who other than them would you prefer to spent it with , right?
Right?
Bau x reader , where the reader is a little bimbo
Yeah so , I didn't really like this one and it is small , but here it is ig
Warnings: nothing really , some cat calling(?)
Summary: you are a bit naive and the bau kinda lives you about it(?)
They all had a lot of questions
How could a person like you end up in job like this
Don't get me wrong, you were good at your job and all helping them out
You were exactly stupid
You just were a bit- naive
You would be out with any of the team members, and someone would cat call you
You just couldn't understand that this was derogatory so you'd smile at them
If you were with Morgan ,Hotch or Emily except the person to be slightly threatened to never speak you way again
If it's Pen , Reid,Rossi , or JJ they would give the person a nasty glare
In the crime scenes they always wanted to remove you from there , but you somehow had no problem with that kind of thing
I don't know why but I think that especially Hotch would love a bimbo reader
Maybe it's the way you look up at him with those big eyes of yours , or the way your lips pout when you do t understand something
They all have cutesy nicknames for you them being ' darling , love , angel '
And a bunch of others
Expect to be SPOILED
And I don't mean just with gifts and all but also with hugs , forehead kisses and sweet gestures in general
Hey! Could you write yandere hellfire club x uninterested reader? Like just romantic headcannons for each pls
Sure , I just have some questions
With what characters do you want it to be(will it include mike , Lucas etc , or just the old ones)
And will it be like character by character , or is the whole club in love with reader simultaneously
And lastly fo you want the reader to the end up liking them , or will it not go this far?
Miles Fairchild headcanons
Warnings: yandere Miles, self harm, smoking , reader and Miles are making out(?), mention of kidnapping, negative self talk , manipulation, idk if there is anything else
Summary: how I think Miles would act with a s/o with self destructive tendencies (that's totally NOT self projecting). There are two version. One with a not yandere Miles and one with a yandere one. The first part applies to both
Asks are always open<3
(I know this isn't a miles gif but I couldn't find any good ones. Also not my gif)
If we're being objective, he wouldn't realise until later on , since he views most self destructive behaviors as normal(we all know he is self distractive too)
He would meet you at some shady place like an alley or the back of the school building. You were holding a cigarette between your fingers
Seeing you smoke he asked for one too
You gave him one and lighted up for him , his face close to yours , a smirk forming on his lips
That's when he knew
After that he would look for you in every place he went
He was quick to notice how you were always fiddling with your fingers , pulling the skin from around them
Later on when he saw you eat he realized that you ate too little/ too much
Chewing the inside of your cheek was something that he quickly noticed how often you did
Most kids Miles knew smoked for one reason: to impress their peers. That's how it always started before ending in a habitthat carried people in their adult life
He knew that some people also smoked because they were 'troubled'
But with you it was different.
It seems that you did it from pure hatred towards yourself
He had the impression that you heard somewhere that phrase ' smoking kills' and that's how you picked up the habit
Not-Yandere Miles
When you too got together he tried helping you avoid those habits in the most subtle of ways
Going in for a kiss whenever he notice you biting your lip and holding your hand when you started messing with it
Once his hand somehow stoked the inside of your wrist and he felt something weird
You felt something was wrong and you looked at him
He was staring at your hand and appeared to be having a mental debate
His subtlety was stopped at once that day
' do you cut yourself?'
You tried pulling of his arms . He didn't let you
You couldn't look at him
'no , i-' you tried saying but then glansed up at him catching his gaze.
You shut your mouth
'can I see?'
You hesitantly nodded.
Lifting your sleeve up , he didn't like what he was seeing. Old scars all around , with new ones not taken care of properly
He took you to his bathroom , bandaging you up
That was it for Miles. He now understood how he needed to help you.
' that's it. I have noticed some things that you fo and need to be stopped '
He always told you haw pretty and smart as capable you were , but after that he would be even more adamant about it
Negative self talk? Say goodbye to that shit because now whenever you try to talk bad about yourself he will cut it out immediately
Smoking? I don't think so. He will keep a close eye on you . Of course he can't tell you not to do it , but he can distract you and start making out with you so that you do it less
He holds your hand All. The. Time
Self harm? Nuh in, how about any time you feel like that you go talk to him. He will let you on the drums , trying to teach you . He will take you on a harse ride , running in the estate.
Yandere Miles
When you too got together he slowly and easily manipulated you
You would say something like 'i am so dumb' and instead of him saying you aren't ,
he would kiss your cheek and say ' well you are a bit dumb but that's why you need me'
He didn't like you piching the skin around your nails
'stop doing that, it's stupid!'
He would do like weird half insults
' you are so useless , but at least you're pretty'
' you're lucky I love you or else I wouldn't be able to stand you'
He would either think smoking is cool and encourage it or he would just not allow you to ever smoke again. No in between
Noticing your self-harm though?
Oh that changes everything
Takes everything sharp you own and hides it away.
Regularly checks your wrists to make sure there are no new scars
Threatens you to never do that to your self again
Would even get to the point of kidnapping you to keep you from doing it
'why would you do that! Do you not live me?'