
I am 18, and I might get around to writing something, but don't expect too much. asks and requests are open
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Bau X Reader , Where The Reader Is A Little Bimbo
Bau x reader , where the reader is a little bimbo
Yeah so , I didn't really like this one and it is small , but here it is ig
Warnings: nothing really , some cat calling(?)
Summary: you are a bit naive and the bau kinda lives you about it(?)
They all had a lot of questions
How could a person like you end up in job like this
Don't get me wrong, you were good at your job and all helping them out
You were exactly stupid
You just were a bit- naive
You would be out with any of the team members, and someone would cat call you
You just couldn't understand that this was derogatory so you'd smile at them
If you were with Morgan ,Hotch or Emily except the person to be slightly threatened to never speak you way again
If it's Pen , Reid,Rossi , or JJ they would give the person a nasty glare
In the crime scenes they always wanted to remove you from there , but you somehow had no problem with that kind of thing
I don't know why but I think that especially Hotch would love a bimbo reader
Maybe it's the way you look up at him with those big eyes of yours , or the way your lips pout when you do t understand something
They all have cutesy nicknames for you them being ' darling , love , angel '
And a bunch of others
Expect to be SPOILED
And I don't mean just with gifts and all but also with hugs , forehead kisses and sweet gestures in general
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More Posts from Screechingsandwichtriumph
Bau x reader headcanons
Warnings: yandere behavior , mentions of stalking, mentions of obsession, mentions of maybe a death or disappearance
Summary: you were in big trouble , somehow catching the teams attention like that
You joined the team when you had just finished university
When Aaron first saw you , box in hand , fixing your stuff in your new office , he knew
You had a bunch of cute stuff on your office and that's what first caught Penelope's eyes when entering the room
She had of course done an extensive search on you
Instantly and cheerily introduces herself
You greet her obviously matching her tone
The whole team is OBSESSED with protecting you
At like unhealthy levels
Penelope has hacked in all your social media and she is giving the other daily updates on you
Reid has studied all your habits so much that he knows if something is wrong by the way you walk or even turn a page
Aaron is your boss so that gives him easy access in your everyday life and a bit of control over it( that he doesn't overuse too much since he is a professional)
Emily has absolute banger real life stalking skills
Like she'd know all your program by heart and also inform the others of it , so they can check on you
She also let's Morgan know if someone has been annoying you too much or if they were flirting with you
And BOOM , that's how you never see that one attractive neighbor ever again
JJ is just perfect in making you talk
You seem a bit out of it and none of them can figure it out?
They sent her
The whole team is a bit paranoid , since they know how crazy people can get
They don't even realize they are obsessive and even if they did , theyd be ok with it , since it's you
You'd regularly finds things shipped on your door with little notes
Personal life? Never heard of her.
Your media presence is not safe , your diaries are not safe , your real life interactions are not safe
But I mean why would you ever want to hide anything from them right?
They are just acting like that because they want to protect you, you know. So be grateful
Hi! This is my first ever request so I hope it’s okay!
Can you do a fic with poly! Ghostface where F! Reader has a hand & finger kink.
Maybe some finger sucking and choking?
🫶🏻🫶🏻
Oh, god idk how long this has been on my inbox , bc I just discovered I have an inbox:)))
Also I most definitely CAN
Ok, this is gonna be in a story style and not my usual headcanons style so I hope that it won't be awful
ALSO thank you so much for the request🩷🩷
Warnings: smut , finger kink , hand kink, praise kink
Summary: you are in a relationship with Billy and Stu and when you began staring a little too much , they know exactly what it means

You were in a relationship with Billy and Stu since what felt like forever , so having sex was not a rare reoccurrence for you.
And since you were together for so long , they obviously had an understatement of what you liked and what turned you on.
They also knew when you were more angsty than usual
So when Billy noticed the way you were fazed out staring at Stu's hands as he played with his pencil , he knew.
You were too deep in your thoughts to even notice him bending over to Stu and whispering something in his ear.
Stu smirked at what his boyfriend had just informed him of and discreetely flexed his hand
You bit your lip looking at his now flexed arm
This continued for the whole day , them toying with you
They would flex their arms in class and they would slightly squeeze your arm or knee when sitting
By the time the three of you reached Stu's home , you were out of it.
All of you got inside the tall boy throwing the keys on the little table by the door while Billy was casually hanging his jacket ( that he had refrained from wearing all day )
"You know Stu , I noticed something today" he said his voice hiding a hint of sadism
" What did you notice Billy?" Stu asked oh so naturally feigning innocence and confusion
" Our girl has been a bit out of it all day staring at our hands" Billy said while taking your coat and hanging it too
He then began walking towards you , like you were some kind of prey and he was your hunter
" hmm? Haven't you baby?"
He then asked you as you just stared at him. You nodded your head , still strolling back
Once you realized Stu was out of sight it was already too late , your back hitting his chest
His hands creeped up you body slightly grazing your neck
You left out a breath of anticipation and Billy ,who had now positioned himself right in front of you ,took notice of that
" Is this what you fantasized about all day?" He posed you a question once more
" No , I-" you tried complaining but before you were able to finish your answer his fingers were shoved in your mouth
" If you are going to lie to us , you better not speak at all~" Stu said in a sing sang voice his breath hot on your neck
Your mouth was sat agape and Billy did not like that one bit
"Come on now love , you know what you gotta do " he reminded you and you were quick to close your mouth and start sucking on his fingers
Stu groaned " That's a good girl " he praised you giving your neck a little squeeze once more. You are in for a long day
People I will write about
(don't be afraid to request whoever thou , since I will most likely forget most of the people I simp for)
I can write platonic , x child/sister/brother reader, gender neutral, romantic , with more than one person(poly) , yandere, smut , and most things.
I will not write incest pedophilia and rape
The turning
Miles Fairchild
The hp/ marrauders
James potter(young)
Remus lupin(young)
Sirius Black(young)
Lily (young)
Regulus(young)
Tom riddle
Mattheo riddle
Theodore
Blaze zabini
The avengers
Literally all of them , I adore them
Criminal minds
Again I could do all of them
Stranger things
All of them , I will only write Robin with a female or gn reader though
Also if you want smut you the young ones it needs to be aged up
It
All of them , but to request smut it HAS to be aged up
Ghostface
Billy Loomis
Stu Mancher
Eithan
Others too
The rookie
Tim
Lucy
Heirs of the night
ANYTHING. PLEASE
More can be added and again , don't hesitate to request for people that aren't on the list
Colin: Pen come home with me
Penelope: *fully thinking she was about to get railed by my man* but how will we get in without anyone noticing us?
Colin: we are going to announce them our marriage!
Penelope:.....oh
Yandere spiderman x reader
Summary: Peter develops a 'crush' for you at school , so what's the best thing he can do , if not stalking you as spiderman
Warnings: yandere themes , obsession, stalking, double personality (?), some violence
Your first interaction with him was with Peter
You both went to the same school and had just started to become friends
Peter soon started feeling things towards you that he realized were a little crush
It didn't take him long to realize this was something else
He grew obsessed with you
He caught himself staring at you , waiting outside your class , always keeping the seat besides him in lunch for you to sit on
But , he had ordered himself to never get carried away while on the suit
He disciplined himself into not approaching you
For around two days
That's how he spent the hours of the nights that you were out with you
( well not really with you since he was watching from the shadows )
He tried reasoning with himself that this is not too wrong , since you were a citizen and a pretty one on the least so you were more likely to get in some sorts of trouble
It is hard for him to not mention the things he learns about you by stalking while talking with you
I mean he so wants to ask about why you were with that boy yesterday, but how can he justify knowing that?
Th n , one night what he had been expecting happend
You were walking down the street wearing your earphones when some guy jumped on you, making you fall to the ground
Before he could even speak to you , spider man, appeared on the incident , knocking the 'villain' out and contacting the authorities
He helped you of the ground , pushing some hair out of your face and giving you the softest look he could through the mask
Even now you were beautiful
He accompanied you home and the two of you chatted the whole way
When you reached outside of your apartments great entrance , you pecked his check and hurried of
It's safe to say that you had developed a little crush on spiderman
So the next day you informed an amazed looking Peter about all the things that happened the day before and you just couldn't stop talking about spiderman
Peter wore the most satisfied smile you have ever seen in your lifetime
After that spiderman and you would hang out often , him walking besides you 'to protect you from any harm that could come your way'
And Spiderman appears very eager to learn more about one of your friends , every time you mention the name Peter