Listen. Listen! I've Been Watching It WITH MY SUPER HOMOPHOBIC MUM. Like We'll Be Watching A Show And

Listen. Listen! I've been watching it WITH MY SUPER HOMOPHOBIC MUM. Like we'll be watching a show and there will be some dudes kissing and she'll actually say shit like

'ew that ruined the character ' or like ' oh come on I liked him!'

And like. I really want for byler to be real , but when my mom sees it's like . AGH!!

as much as i’m excited for byler to become canon, i have too many straight friends who watch stranger things. like, i KNOW their reaction is going to be “the new season was good but i didn’t like mike and will together” and i just have to pretend that my reaction wasn’t screaming, crying, throwing up, and pulling my hair out. it’s going to be impossible.

Peter Parker x reader

(this is with a gn reader:))

Warnings: making out , has some fighting , some evil people shit , nothing triggering really, yandere themes

Summary: peter doesn't think you are ready for a big fight but you prove him wrong(+ you two are spearing and he somehow ends up on top of you)

Asks are always open<3

Peter has been in the team some time before you joined and it is completely fair to say that he is head over heels for you from the moment he saw you

He thought you were the most precious thing in the world and wondered how you managed to became an avenger

He would kinda stumble on his words a bit , but when in his suit it like he is a whole new person

Now , when it came to your training , it was mentored by The Natasha Romanoff.

She was awesome in it and helped both you and Peter to improve your fighting skills. You lived her , but there was a slight problem with the way she taught

She had a strict no powers policy when training

Now , for you that meant , absolutely no special abilities, while on the other hand , Peter had it easier his strength and other enhanced sences making it easy for him to overpower you

He loved it when you two spared since he could show you how stronger he is than you and how he can easily protect you if he needs to

Don't get me wrong , you were good , but in peters opinion good was not enough to go on a real mission

So when you guys were assigned your first real mission together , peter freaked

He went straight to Tony , almost begging him to rethink. Tony however just assured him that everything will be alright and left him freaked out

He started thinking of ways to stop you from going , but nothing would convince you to back out

Then the day of the mission came and while Peter had been hoping that everything will go just fine and you won't have to fight ,the worst possible thing happened

' Peter there are around ten men coming my way right now'

Your voice slightly disformed , informed him through the radio installed in both of your suits

That was the last thing peter wanted to hear . His first instinct was to drop everything and come to your aid , but he knew that wasn't possible . He had to get this disk or a lot of people would die.

' What! Ok love , hang tight , I'm coming right now'

Peter nearly yelled , his anxiety flying through the roof

He heard you chuckle through the headpiece. While defeating the other villains he tried communicating with you but he got no answers whatsoever, sending his anxiety flying

' Im sorry buddy , no evil planning anymore' he told some man he had webbed up , his voice anxious

' please answer me , are you alright?' he once again asked but got no answer.

It took him less than five minutes to get to your location , but that was too much

There you stood in the middle of 10 men and some really weird shaped rocks. He wanted to think about what was happening but could not physically since his brain was almost going to explode along with his heart.

You sat there in a cross legged pose ,your eyes shut and your face greener than usual

He run up to you , almost falling to the ground besides you . His hands reached around your body hugging you.

' I was so so worried'

He shackily admitted his brows furrowed together , and his breath short

You slowly hugged him back. He could feel the way your hear raised through your suit

Peter found out that day about your powers

He actually wondered how that was possible since he has been stalking you often and never seen you use them

You were surprised by that fact , since you didn't hide them or anything

When you returned to the avengers tower with your first successful mission , all the avengers there congratulated you and ushered you to the infirmary

Wanda came over talking to you about your powers and the way ou handled the situation

She said she was completely amazed by the way , not only you handled your powers that were so hard to control , but also managed to keep your spirit calm after the fight.

I wish I could say that Peter never worried about you again in a mission , but that would be a lie. He continued worrying about you , mission after mission , he always tried to convince you to not go

Just a little bonus :)))

(warning: this turned in a whole make out session and also I don't know how people fight so....)

Natasha had left the training room in an urgent bussiness and she ordered you and Peter to just continue your sparing , letting you know she is not coming back

Peter was realistically stronger than you in a hand fight , but now that Natasha was gone you had some ideas

You both stood against each other a light coat of sweat on your faces. He smiled at you , and you smirked back at him

He was the first to make a move throwing a punch your way. You easily dodged it and tried returning the favor

He too avoided the hit and with a swift move brought you down on the mattress

'Oops sorry love '

Peter said with a slight mocking tone

You looked up at him with big eyes acting all innocent and when he reached his hand out for you to get, you pulled him down too

Now he was on top of you , his weight making a small 'oomf' leave your lips. You smiled at him and a ' hello Handsome ' was quick to follow

'Hello beautiful ' he answered smiling down at you . A small piece of hair had left position and was in front of his face in the most charming way possible. His hands reached out for yours , softly holding them , while his legs interlocked with yours.

He looked deep in your eyes , and leaned in to kiss you. You kissed him back passionately and flipped you two around , causing you to be on top and to smirk at him playfully

' oops sorry love ' you said in a slightly mocking way your tone matching his earlier one

He looked up at you socked for a moment and then kissed you flipping you over once more

' I think we should spear more often' Peter said between kisses ' you look so pretty'

I wrote this after a request by @slaymbo (thank you so much for requesting <3)

There are still people in the fandom???

Omg if you ever wanna talk about it PLEASE tell me

I am literally obsessed with heirs of the night. I just saw like the first ten episodes of season one and I am in love!

And I come here expecting to find some fanfic about it , just to fuel my obsession , and I realize that there is barely anything?

Do I really have to do this myself?

Also if any of you want a fanfic about anyone TELL ME. I love them and new ideas are ALWAYS welcome<33

I am literally obsessed with heirs of the night. I just saw like the first ten episodes of season one and I am in love!

And I come here expecting to find some fanfic about it , just to fuel my obsession , and I realize that there is barely anything?

Do I really have to do this myself?

HAVE MORE IDEAS, MY MIND IS BEING PLAGUED RN

idk if you've seen Wonder Egg Priority, but you if you have you can skip the anime description!

WEP is an anime about this teenage girl whose friend k1lled herself and she gets these special eggs that contain teenage girls who also k1lled themselves. the girl breaks these eggs and has to protect the girl inside from a "wonder killer", which is the personified and monster-fied version of their trauma/cause of suicide. the girl has a weapon thats a normal item (i think it was a pen? i dont quite remember) and it turns into a large, cool (and obviously lethal) weapon to fight these monsters. once the monster is killed, the egg-girl disappears and is reborn (oh, btw the main character is invincible while fighting the monster, but whatever injuries they get during the fight can affect them in the real world, but the fighting makes them stronger so its easier for them to heal...its easy to overdo tho)

imagine if the reader is in the same situation, having to fight all these monsters by themselves (the monsters in the anime are in a dream world, but lets pretend they can fight them in their dreams and in reality) and going to school with random injuries.

peter, being their stalker of course, is very confused as to how this happens. he watches them all the time, he even has cameras in their room! how could they possibly be getting hurt? natasha and clint are following them whenever peter can't (y'know, spider-man duties and school stuff), tony put a tracker in their favorite jacket. they should be absolutely safe!

one day the avengers, peter, and reader are all hanging out in the avenger's tower, watching a movie or something, when an egg falls out of reader's pocket and makes an audible crack. reader starts the breathe really fast, whispering curses at themselves while they try to move the egg out of the room and away from everyone as quick as possible.

everyone is confused and a bit concerned, bucky tries to calm them down by saying things like "it's okay, we've got plenty eggs in the fridge" and reader isn't acknowledging him at all.

a girl pops out of the egg. a full size, teenage girl, just around peter and reader's age. there are screams outside as a large, unidentifiable creature terrorises the crowd, making its way towards the tower.

reader grabs their favorite pair of scissors as they break apart, turning into two large swords that vaugely resemble what they once were and jumps out of the window, girl tightly held in their arms and determination radiating from them like the sun radiates powerful energy

i feel like up until this point, the avengers and peter greatly underestimated reader's strength. i mean, they were totally babied by all of them, as they all thought reader was just a normal civilian. what they don't know is that they've fought these monsters a lot and has won every. single. fight. by themselves.

sry for the drabble, i thought it would be much shorter! anyways, you can continue the drabble i wrote if you'd like, i'd love to see your addition to my rambling! <3

NO BC I STARTED WRITING THIS AND HAD DONE SOLID PROGRESS AND THEN MY PHONE CLOSED OUT OF NOWHERE AND IT ALL GOT LOST AND I WANNA DIE. I will write this but probably tomorrow:)

Colin:* returns home all cool ready to be a bad boy ™*

Colin:*kisses Penelope one time*

Colin: I am done with all those heartbreaker shit , mama I am getting married