soph/(she/her)/omni: I post incorrect quotes here from a variety of anime/manga, but mostly gintama, jjk, or banana fish
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Cop: You Ran A Red Light.
Cop: You ran a red light.
Gintoki: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Gintoki: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
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Sougo: I came out here to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now.
Leorio: Dammit, Gon!
Gon: What?! It wasn't me!
Leorio: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Killua!
Killua: Not me either.
Leorio: Oh... Then who set the house on fire?
Kurapika: *whistles*
Itadori: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Fushiguro: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Itadori: You don’t have to wear-
Fushiguro: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Otae, grabbing Shinpachi by the collar: Say you’re sorry.
Shinpachi: I’m sorry!
Otae: And what are you sorry for?
Shinpachi, tearing up: For saying you’re too aggressive!
Gintoki: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.