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Jujutsu Kaisen Incorrect Quotes! (Part 1?)
All of these are Yuuji and Sukuna to start, ill add more characters in the future if you guys like these enough ❤
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Yuuji, throwing a pokeball at Sukuna: Sukuna, I choose you!
Sukuna, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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Yuuji: Can you pass the salt?
Sukuna: Can you pass away?
Yuuji: Too much salt.
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Sukuna: Come on, Yuuji! How any times do I have to apologize?
Yuuji: Once!
Sukuna: ...No.
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Yuuji: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Sukuna: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Yuuji: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Sukuna: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Yuuji:
Sukuna: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
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Yuuji: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Sukuna: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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Yuuji: Punch me in the face.
Sukuna: ...Punch you?
Yuuji: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Sukuna: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Yuuji: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife punk ass and spit in my face?
Yuuji: Oh my god, you have Sukuna.
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Yuuji: Sukuna, you need to react when people cry!
Sukuna: I did. I rolled my eyes.
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Yuuji: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Sukuna!
Sukuna: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.
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Sukuna, appearing on Yuuji's hand: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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Sukuna: What goes up but never comes down?
Yuuji: The amount of stress you're bringing me.
Itadori: Nanamin, if you had to choose between Gojo-sensei and all the money in my pocket, what would you choose?
Nanami:
Nanami: How much money do you have?
JJK Incorrect Quotes ft. Y/N
Geto: You know, Y/N gives Gojo flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Shoko : Okay.
*Later*
Shoko : *gives Gojo flowers*
Gojo : ???
Shoko : I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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Geto: Truth or dare?
Y/N: Dare.
Geto: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Y/N: Hey Gojo ?
Gojo , blushing: Yeah?
Y/N: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Shoko .
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Shoko : What are you getting Gojo for the holidays?
Y/N: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Geto: I'm getting Gojo a divorce lawyer.
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Geto: Why do you look like that?
Y/N, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Geto: Like you’re dead.
Y/N: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Shoko : Y/N accidentally called Gojo “babe” in front of everyone today.
Y/N: *sobs into the floor*
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Y/N: That's ridiculous, Gojo doesn't have a crush on me.
Geto: Yes he does.
Shoko: Yes he does.
Gojo : Yes I do.
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Geto: *about Gojo and Y/N* They make a cute couple, huh?
Shoko : They certainly are standing next to each other.
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Gojo: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Nobara : Nope, absolutely not. Megumi: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Y/N: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. (Yuji) Sukuna: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Shoko : I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Gojo: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Y/N: If?
Kid!Megumi: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
Gojo:
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Y/N: I think am falling for you
Shoko: Then get up
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Yuji: My brother Sukuna-
Megumi: He killed innocent people
Yuji: He’s adopted
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Y/N: Talk dirty to me~
Nanami: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Y/N: Sor-
Nanami: The economy is in shambles
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Gojo: When you said “Magic in bed”, I didn’t expect this
Y/N: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this you card?
Gojo: ..No
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Y/N: I think we should kiss
Sukuna: And I think you should die, we don’t always get what we want
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Shoko: You’re acting like your 5
Gojo: yeah 5 heads taller than you
Shoko: …
Gojo: I’m sorry
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Y/N: I fell-
Gojo: From heaven?
Geto: No they literally fell-
Gojo: In love with me the moment they saw me!
Shoko, visibly disappointed: Their arm is broken
Gojo, posing: Okay, but do you think I’m pretty? Be honest
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Maki: *Angrily presses Nobara against the wall* WHERES THE GODDAMN MONEY
Nobara:
Nobara: Are we about to kiss?
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Y/N: Last night was a mistake
Gojo: A hot mistake
Y/N, walking away: No just a regular mistake
Gojo, running after them: HEY WAIT
Yuuji: *pitches an idea*
Nobara, impressed: Huh, there might be something there!
Megumi, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
Itadori: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Fushiguro: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Itadori: You don’t have to wear-
Fushiguro: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Fushiguro: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Itadori: It was me...
Fushiguro: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Nobara: If karma doesn’t hit you, I fucking will.
Itadori: If you water water, it grows.
Fushiguro: ...What.
Kugisaki: He’s got a point.
Itadori: You're kinda my moose.
Fushiguro, smiling: It's 'muse.'
Itadori: I know, I just wanted to see you smile.
Yuuji: On Halloween we dress up as skeletons but every other day of the year our skeletons dress up as us.
Cop: You know you have the right to remain silent, right?