sedentary-soph - mix of incorrect quotes
mix of incorrect quotes

soph/(she/her)/omni: I post incorrect quotes here from a variety of anime/manga, but mostly gintama, jjk, or banana fish

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Shorter, Holding In His Laughter: Hey, How Do You Ask A Glass Of Water What Its Doing?

Shorter, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? 

Ash: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it’s incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. 

Shorter: 

Shorter: Water you doing?

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Yuuji: On Halloween we dress up as skeletons but every other day of the year our skeletons dress up as us. 

Cop: You know you have the right to remain silent, right?


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