[In Blackpink Group Chat]

[In Blackpink group chat]

Jennie: [Sends picture of Kai]

Jennie: This is my boyfriend.

Lisa: You're straight?

Lisa:

Lisa: And for that?

Joshua: Did you snap my laptop in half?

Woozi: What goes around comes around.

Joshua: Are you seriously still upset about that sandwich from last week?

Woozi: That was the best damn sandwich I’ve ever made.

*all of Exo staring out the window*

Suho: What are you doing?

Chen: The cable went out, so we’re watching the couple across the street break up.

Nayeon: What’s your problem?

Mina: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

Nayeon:

Nayeon: I just wanted to know why you left the milk out...

Taeyong: If you bite it and you die, then it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Mark: What if it bites me and it dies?

Doyoung: Then you’re poisonous, you idiot.

Lucas: What if it bites itself and it dies?

Taeyong: That’s voodoo.

Chenle: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Taeil: That’s correlation, not causation.

Johnny: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Ten: That’s kinky ;)