Teacher: Kyuhyun Said A Swear Word In Class Today.

Teacher: Kyuhyun said a swear word in class today.

Leeteuk: Okay, I’ll talk to him about it.

*later, at the dorm*

Leeteuk: What the fuck, Kyuhyun.

Rosé: If you’re American and coming to Australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100% way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “Dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here.

Jisoo: What does this say in English?

Jennie: Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should rather be more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named “Dane” who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent.

Jisoo: Okay, so what does it say in American?

Jennie: You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider.

Lisa: Well, rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

Jennie: If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.

Rosé: This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Ryeowook: *to Siwon* Do you play basketball?

Siwon: I don’t know, do you play mini golf?

Nayeon: What’s your problem?

Mina: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

Nayeon:

Nayeon: I just wanted to know why you left the milk out...

Joshua: Did you snap my laptop in half?

Woozi: What goes around comes around.

Joshua: Are you seriously still upset about that sandwich from last week?

Woozi: That was the best damn sandwich I’ve ever made.