Heechul: I Have An Idea.

Heechul: I have an idea.

Leeteuk: No murder.

Heechul: I no longer have an idea.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Johnny: So, I said to myself: Kyle-

Jaehyun: Wait, Kyle?

Johnny: Yeah, that’s just what I call myself.

Wendy: I’m semi excited about this new girl, but I’m gonna try to keep my expectations low this time

Irene: Yes, guard your heart-but not your vagina.

So, I get severe migraines -and when I say severe, I mean I’m out for a few days. Either way, my head is so sensitive that when storms come and the air pressure changes, I can tell because my head begins to hurt. Either way, I was at the mall with my friend and I told her that it was going to rain. She looked at her weather app and told me that I must be mistaken as it’s supposed to be sunny, and I told her to just trust me.

Long story short, it did rain and now my friend thinks I’m prophetic.

“I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than ‘fuck’”

-Irene, probably