If I Was Professor Snape's Student, I Would Be Wheezing And Earning Myself A Four Hour Detention

If I was Professor Snape's student, I would be wheezing and earning myself a four hour detention😓

This had me cackling 😭

'Another ten points from Gryffindor,' said Snape. 'I would expect nothing more sophisticated from you, Ronald Weasley, the boy so solid he cannot Apparate half an inch across a room.'

And then there's that smug little smirk of his, just basking in his own cleverness lmaoo

'Now open your books to page two hundred and thirteen,' said Snape, smirking a little.

He may be mean but his biting humor is pure gold.

Perfect representation of Dumbledore and Severus.

Something about Dumbledore being so hard on Snape

Dumbledore being scornful of Snape even when Snape was on his knees

Dumbledore emphasising that Snape made a mistake and must pay for it

Dumbledore who kept reminding Snape of his mistake even when he was grieving Lily

Dumbledore who didn't just let Snape change sides, he needed Snape to change his heart

Dumbledore who made the same mistakes as Snape and has been living in guilt ever since

Dumbledore who realised Snape was following in his footsteps

Dumbledore who may have started out thinking of Snape as cowardly or selfish but soon grew to trust him

Dumbledore who gave Snape half truths because if worst came to worst then Voldemort would have all the information right on his arm

Dumbledore who trusted Snape enough to not lie to him about the fact that he wasn't telling him everything even though he knew Snape resented it

Dumbledore who trusted Snape so much he knew that even if Snape resented him he would not betray him

Dumbledore who left everything he worked for in Snape's hands knowing it would be safe

Dumbledore who asked Snape to be the one to kill him, not just to save Draco's soul but for his own aake

Dumbledore who chose to die but only at the hands of someone he had grown to love

Dumbledore who once saw Snape as a desperate selfish boy that disgusted him

Dumbledore who made Snape his heir

Dumbledore who made Snape his.

I think Sevlily/Sevily is better than Snily for a ship name lmao😭

OMG ME TOO?!

God I need a fic about Snape and Mcgonagall’s friendship.

Like weakly tea together spilling about the colleagues and students.

The teachers meeting when they’d just glance at each other and KNOW they would talk about that later.

The two of them in the professor’s lounge room bullying Lockheart or making sarcastic comments at Umbridge.

Also them being incredibly competitive and making fun of each other every time their house loses or wins.

GOD I NEED IT.

I totally can't see why🙄

Nothing like cute lil Marauders moments:

🐕 Sirius choking 13 year old Harry in the Shrieking shack and breaking Ron’s leg

🐺 Remus abandoning his pregnant wife and throwing Harry against the wall

🦌 James earnestly telling Lily, “Don’t make me hex you, Evans.”

🐀 Peter plotting to kill the Potters

they r so cute in the books. Don’t know y Snape fans cannot see it

no don't remove this

"Remus couldn't do anything!!!"

No he chose NOT to do anything, he was a prefect and his friends would've considered him. He was a coward tf?