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Thank you Maggie Smith ❤️
No one could have played Professor Minerva McGonagall as well as she did 🤍
What do you mean this is not canon (it is)
RIP Dolores. A request from my instagram (@ fleamontpottercomics)
Raise your wands 🪄
R.I.P Maggie Smith
Thank you for the memories
at some point this has had to happen (after the snape calling lily the 'm' word situation).
snape: *taps james's back at breakfast
james: *aggressively turns around
james: what, snivey?
snape: how's your girlfriend?
james: *confused but trying not to show it* I don't have a girlfriend...yet
snape: i know im just reminding you.
snape: *swiftly walks off*
james: *yells* hey snivey
everyone (including teachers): *looks up from food to see whats going on*
james: how's your mom?
everyone including lily and regulus except Slytherin: *laughing too loudly
minnie: *whispers* nice one, potter
I’ve known for the longest time that my math teacher had two cats and today I found out their names are Lily and Minerva. She said they were named after Lily Potter and Minerva Mcgonagall. She’s a Ravenclaw I’m not surprised at all.
Hogwarts Dairies
Marauders era, 1977.
Dearest reader ,
Rumor has it Simon Gilitzine pulled an elaborate stunt which landed him in detention and yet gave us another example to never cross proff Mcgonagall . Rather let's talk about another successful stunt which landed a group of Slytherins in the hospital wing pulled by we-know-who but what stirs the cauldron of curiosity is how they didn't accompany the former in detention.(take some notes simon)
Emily Thompson of 1st year claims she fell in love, while Daphne Rosen did actually fell over an"invisible obstacle"(a facade she still holds) but knowing what I know she was spotted one too many times behind the greenhouse. All this to say there are other ways to relieve OWLS stress , why just look at our new couple Daves & Coron or preferably 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 on second thought who haven't yet mastered the art of discretion.
A 6th year Ravenclaw Brad Connor was heard using the word fag to alienate a 4th year. Brad u are a piece of shit. No one but the 8th years care about your opinion. Dearest Reader, I courteously ask you not to slip this parchment "accidentally" where it might be seen by him.
Yours truly accurately, A witch of wilderness.
*Sirius sprawled on the floor crying hysterically*
James: What happened?
Remus: He reached out for an Oreo *tries not to smirk* ...and found it empty.
Sirius: What's wrong with u? You always throw the wrapper after the last one unless u are a psychopath or the next dark lord.We are officially over.
Mcgonagall: Let's get creative. You owe me 1 gallon for every detention and I owe you 1 gallon for every point you hand out today.
Severus : deal. ***
Severus: You owe to 20 gallons.
Mcgonagall:
*The golden trio enters*
A few moments later...
Severus: *hands out his gringotts vault key*
*Lockhart enters*
Severus: If he is student, I would have to sell my home.
*Umbridge enters*
Mcgonagall: If she is a student, U would have to sell England.
*Severus 1st year*
Mcgonagall: Mr Snape, are u alright? You don't seem fine today.
*HarryPotter and the halfblood Prince*
Mcgonagall: Severus, are you alright? You don't seem your usual self today.
she ALWAYS cares
Some random guy: Hey lily! Would you like to check out my basement? I have got some nice pillar there.
Lily Evans: What about the attic? Oh right!... It's empty. You have to open a book between your legs to get me down there. Wait!...U haven't touched them but even 'u' do know these rectangular printed things called books exist *narrows eyes in doubt* ...right?
Very sorry that Dame Maggie Smith passed away today. A great actress, she gave us a gift of so many wonderful movies, and will stay forever in my heart as the best Professor McGonagall we could have.
My personal favorite moment from the books:
‘Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?’
‘Yes,’ said Harry.
‘You called her a liar?’
‘Yes.’
‘You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?’
‘Yes.’
Professor McGonagall sat down behind her desk, frowning at Harry. Then she said, ‘Have a biscuit, Potter.’
However sad the news is, I always think when people pass away at such respectable age, that they had the most full and beautiful life, and this is the best way to go.
Wands up 🪄 for you, Professor
Harry Potter characters as subjects pt.1
Harry Potter: Sports management / Army (would he go tho cause he didnt go back o school)
Hermione Granger: Law ( honestly can do anything (maybe take after her parents and become a dentist but i really dont think so ))
Ron Weasley: Culinary Arts (Again tho , would he go?)
Severus Snape: Chemistry /Neuroscience
Albus Dumbledore: Philosophy /History ?/Archeology . (I see him becoming someone like Indiana Jones tho)
Minerva McGonagall: STEM ( fight me )
Rubeus Hagrid: zoology
Draco Malfoy: Law /Political Science (my father is THE MAN )
Neville Longbottom: Botany
Luna Lovegood: Environmental science (but she runs a crystal ?/astrology workshop)
Ginny Weasley : Sports management (is pursuing a sport )
Fred and George Weasley - Entrepreneurship
Snape meme part 1
WIP Staff meeting
Thanks @ilovegayvampires for memes and inspiration
On Severus' birthday:
Minerva: *smiling* Here, something as sweet as you, Severus. *gifts him a bottle of Aecorn Bitter*
On Minerva's birthday:
Severus: *smirking* I hope you enjoy your dinner, Minerva. *gives a can of cat food to Minerva as a gift*
When Severus Snape became a Hogwarts Professor and realised he can't swear in front of his students or colleagues, he started using Potion ingredients as insults and it completely goes over everyone's head.
*student completely messes a Potion up*
Snape: *rolls eyes* Boomslang
*student blows up a cauldron*
Snape: You complete and utter Dundruff-
*Dumbledore is at it again*
Snape: That Frogging Hellebore!
Sprout: Oh? Do you need some Hellebore, Severus?
Snape:...
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Student A: Why is Snape always citing Potion ingredients?
Student B: Absolutely no idea.
Student C: Maybe he thinks the recipes for his next classes.
Dumbledore: Have you noticed something wrong with Severus?
McGonagall: What do you mean, Albus?
Dumbledore: He has started mentioning Potion ingredients out of the blue
McGonagall: You're... actually right.
Sprout: Maybe he's stressed? He takes on a lot of work...
Filius: *tries to hide his amusement because he has figured it out*
A snippet from Snape and McGonagall's daily interactions
(Minerva narrating)
This is Severus. Severus loves his personal space.
This is Albus. Albus also loves Severus' personal space.
What’s the worst that could happen? It’s not like he’s going to kill him.
Dame Maggie Smith
1934-2024