Thomas Strikes Me As The One Who Would Eat A Whole Box Of Popsicles

Thomas strikes me as the one who would eat a whole box of popsicles

*Wildberry and Crunchy Chip sitting in jail together*

Crunchy Chip: So who should we call?

Wildberry: I’d call Clotted Cream, but I feel safer in jail.

Wildberry: What do you think Crunchy Chip will do for a distraction?

Clotted Cream: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Clotted Cream: ... or he could do that.

Wildberry: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Crunchy Chip: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Clotted Cream isn’t.

Wildberry: We need a distraction.

Clotted Cream: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Crunchy Chip, whispering: My time has come.

Wildberry: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Clotted Cream: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Crunchy Chip: Smad.