The Stardew Bachelors As Manipulate, Mansplain, Malewife Energy

✨ The Stardew Bachelors As Manipulate, Mansplain, Malewife Energy ✨

Manipulate ; Shane, Sebastian

Mansplain ; Alex, Sam

Malewife ; Harvey, Elliott

✨ Discuss ✨

It’s the fact that Wenna is closest to the resident himbo and malewife that really does it for me. She has the power of god and anime on her side. ☕️

✨ The Stardew Bachelors As Things My Dad Has Done ✨

Alex - Giving my mom his letterman jacket and then being pissed that he didn’t get it back for fifteen years. 🏈

Elliott - Tried to design floor plans for his dream house and gave up after the living room. 🏡

Harvey - “Why the fuck aren’t you taking care of yourself ? You’re sick, right ?? “ 🩺

Sam - Has gone on multiple, hour long tangents explaining the entire story and history of the X - Men. 🦸‍♂️

Sebastian - Plays his music through professional speakers as loudly as he can, regardless of the time of day. 🎶

Shane - Fell asleep while standing up and making a sandwich. 🥪

Dad! Shane with his daughter ?? Dad! Shane with his daughter. 🥂✨

Anyways, meet one of my Shane fankids, Pearl !! 💕✨🥂

Another one made by @elflion !! 🥺✨💕

Need a mom farmer for your chaos gremlin ?? Here’s an Una ship template !! Please, please, tag me if you do this, I’d love to see what you guys come up with. 🥺💕✨🥂

Credit to ; @farmerviola !! Queen !! 🥺💕✨👏

Need a mom farmer for your chaos gremlin ?? Here’s an Una ship template !! Please, please, tag me if you do this, I’d love to see what you guys come up with. 🥺💕✨🥂

Credit to ; @farmerviola !! Queen !! 🥺💕✨👏