shhhh-im-secret - I'm Miss Secret! ✨MINORS DNI✨
I'm Miss Secret! ✨MINORS DNI✨

{*REQUESTS OPEN*}18+ only I will block you if I find you are a minor. I’m 27 , It/Itself/they/them, polyam/bisexual.I put gross naughty stuff about sexy fake men here, Yes I post dark content, no I don’t proofread anything, we die with honor I run a sfw blog, good luck finding it lmao.

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Caramel Macchiato And Earl Grey

Caramel Macchiato and earl grey

My boyfriend, he’s 90% of my impulse control so it’s probably a good idea lmao (<-caramel macchiato) (earl grey->)zombie apocalypse? First step gather your allies (friends & family) via pre determined plan, and head to a gormet dog food place, most people wouldn’t think of it, but most food at places like that is human grade, and while it may not taste very good it’s better than starving, plus my work also has grooming so we have 3 tubs we can fill with water before it all gets shut off! (Yes I think about it constantly lmao! I can go on!)

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4 years ago

Alright you judgmental b-holes (TW: W*ersports)

Time to open up because I’m sick of feeling weird about it, even though I’ve “revealed” this about myself before, I have always been really embarrassed that I squirt during orgasm. K. There we go that’s out there. It’s inconvenient and I personally don’t like it much in myself.

Now, I see people being real nasty to writers and individuals who are into w*tersports- calling it gross or sick or whatever. BUT THEN those same people say “gushing, squirting, female ejaculation,” is a kink of theirs, fetishize it, or write it in their fics.

So just a quick question.

What do you think squirting is? 


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4 years ago

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4 years ago
Ok Course!!

Ok course!!

Akaashi:

Very generous with weed, always willing to smoke you up, if you pay him back in anyway he’s so shocked and so grateful!

Loves silicone bongs since he can fold it up on the go! Will go out side just to smoke in his car and hotbox it lmao.

If your throat is sensitive he’ll help take the edge off by shotgunning it to you :3. But as you get higher he might lose track of what he’s doing and he might just start making out with you.

Grows his own weed and prefers it over anything else, it’s a sativa dom hybrid. He has a little tent in the corner with grow light in it.


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