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Ive Decided Officer Hornberry Could Fix Izzy Actually. Hed Give Him Just One Dont Be Too Hard On Yourself

I’ve decided Officer Hornberry could fix Izzy actually. He’d give him just one “don’t be too hard on yourself” like he gave Stede in episode 3 and Izzy would collapse, weeping, into his bosom. It would be instantaneous. I am correct on this

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