Edward X Stede - Tumblr Posts
Stede was like, "You were mean and hurt his feelings, so now you BURN." Period, not exclamation, because he wasn't excited or loud about it. He turned to Abshir and said, "What do you know?" Walked into that room with murder on his mind, a smile on his face, and vengeful love in his heart.
Ed is so confused. He is Blackbeard. He has spent his life cultivating this terrifying reputation to finally make people fear him. To juat surrender at his flag. Stede walks in with an alias is shuned and still makes them burn themselves down. Ed without the Blackbeard reputation went running from the room.
Also, if Stede has this power, why didn't he do it for himself? Why did he wait for his feelings to be hurt?
Amazing.
#omg i think i like you | Our Flag Means Death 1x05 The Best Revenge is Dressing Well aka i can’t stop thinking about this post
Everything is fun and games until you fall in love with a cute blond
Izzy: *accusing Stede of messing with Blackbeard's brain and changing him to be soft*
Stede, who just wanted to be friends with the guy:
(This is a cannon picture idk what you mean)
What if Stede finds the red silk and wears it just like Ed keeps wearing Stede's cravat? what then???
Stede hears about a courtship ritual popular with the Black-Footed Albatross and decides to give it a try to get Blackbeard’s attention. To Izzy’s dismay…it worked!! (Rhys gifs from a HILARIOUS comedy special - Rhys Darby: Mystic Time Bird)
Yep…yep…okay…I see…fine! Stede keeps flirting and has finally worn down Blackbeard. Ohhh, a fine fabric quite tickles when rubbed against one’s cheek. (ofmd photos from Aaron Epstein https://www.instagram.com/aaronepstein/?hl=en )
It was Calypso's birthday, and the fireworks were booming away in the night sky. They were so bright and loud that even under the ocean, they caught the attention of the mermaid Ariel. Her father, King Stede, thought she was home working on homework, but she had snuck out of her room to treasure hunt.
When she surfaced and saw the massive pirate ship, Ariel was intrigued and went to investigate. What she saw onboard was a whole bunch of joyous people loving life and each other.
She was watching them dance when her friend, Buttons the Seagull, came to say hello. She tried to make him go away so he wouldn't alert the pirates of her presence, but he didn't listen…like usual. As they watched the party continue, a very handsome bearded man started to sing.
Now, even the mermaids knew about Blackbeard, so as the lovely song filled the sea air, Ariel recognized him leaning against the railing. Seconds later, she watched as he went to move but slipped and tumbled backward into the ocean.
Ariel went to rescue him but found her dad had gotten there first. Guess he had figured out that she wasn't at home doing her schoolwork and had come to find her. Hmm…her dad and Blackbeard were staring at each other rather oddly.
Oh! OHHH!
And then Ariel watched as her dad transformed into a human and went with the pirate onto the ship. Blackbeard found some clothes for Stede, and Ariel smiled as the besotted man introduced her dad to the crew.
Her attention turned upward then as a new set of fireworks started. It wasn't until the last sizzle of color faded from the night sky that she noticed her dad and Blackbeard were not on deck. Wanting to be sure the dreaded pirate didn't hurt her dad, Ariel swam around and looked in all the windows for them.
OHHHH F#ck!!! She shouldn't have looked in that window! As happy as she was for her dad, that was definitely not the image she wanted to have burned into her brain!
when you can't draw people and just turn everyone into cats
Teaser [I don't have a title for this yet]
"WE WERE SUPPOSED END IT TOGETHER"
Thunder claps around them; rain falling heaver than earlier.
"Why? Why did you do it? This wasn't the plan"
Stede looked at Edward with sorrowful eyes, pleading for an answer. His sword deep in the others stomach, blood blending with the rain as it fell onto the ground.
"I'm Sorry. I just wanted a happy ending" Edward said with his voice shaking.
Stede let out a sob, "You didn't need to go this far! We could have a peaceful life without war, without the bloodshed of our friends..."
Edward let out a sigh, "I wanted you to have a peaceful life without the decree".
Everything fell silent between the two. Stede pulled Edward in to an embrace, ignoring his own sword in his lovers stomach.
Edward gasped, "I hope one day, maybe if God has pity on me". There was a smile on his face, looked at Stede one last time "We will be able to live together, peacefully".
Edward's breathing stopped.
Within the woods a scream so painful could be heard with the claps of thunder and the falling rain.
Another Teaser [Prompt]
Tentions high between the two.
"So you've joined the rebellion?" Stede said with vemon in his voice.
Edward glared at him, "You've known about my plans for awhile."
Edward walked towards Stede, "After all, I told you about them in hope that you would join me".
"You know I can't" Stede turns away, staring at maps that were hung on the walls.
"Why? You, loyal to a king who doesn't give a damn about the people, but cares more about his spices?"
Stede looks down, sighing.
Edward, fuming with anger, "You know what it was like growing up surrounded by starving people? You know what is was like seeing your own neighbors die of diesease that could have been treated if they had the money for a doctor? Do you know what it was like seeing your own blood die?"
"No I do not Ed"
"Than you have no right, no right at all to tell me that I am not justifed to rebel the decree"
Edward walks out of the cabin, slaming the door, leaving Stede alone.
Izzy Hands: *muttering hateful comments under his breath about Stede and Ed*
Pete: c'mon man it's not cool to be homophobic
Izzy: I'm not homophobic. I'm just a hater
my theory for season two: stede gets ripped so he can hold blackbeard <3