Gudako: I Still Have No Idea How Im Attracted To YouAstolfo: Yeah, Well, Youre Stuck With Me, And No
Gudako: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you… Astolfo: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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YES!

(puts my splatoon agent ocs through The Horrors)
This isn't not funny
So Kieran obviously trades the Protag with an Applin, yeah? Some people would say that it was on purpose, knowing the Galarian custom about the Applin and the fact the Protag is from Galar but I'd like to think that he genuinely doesn't know the meaning behind it, until later on in this fashion.
Random BA student 1: Hey, did you hear about what they say about the Applin back in Galar?
Random BA student 2: No, what do they say?
Random BA student 1: They say in Galar, if you give someone you like an Applin, you'll be together forever! Basically like a love confession!
Random BA student 2: Oh, that sounds adorable!
Kieran, who just traded the Applin with the Protag and overhears this:

This feels blursed
Swap!Niffty

Yes, I swapped Niffty and Husk. And yes, she's tall lady now💅
Saber: Arcueid thinks that they're some sort of relationship wizard. Shirou: Look at her with their little witchy magic beams. Saber: Who do they think they are to tell us we can't like each other? Shirou: If I wanna like you, I will! Saber: Yeah, and if I wanna like you, I will! Shirou: If I wanna think that you have pretty hair, I will! Saber: And if I wanna think that you have sparkly eyes, I will!
well jokes aside, he probably takes off the suit after trapping them in the safe room with him right before murdering them

Woke up and was thinking about how this makes 0 sense