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“HOW, HOW DOES THIS HUMAN KNOW HOW TO CAST BLACKHOLES!!!! IT TOOK US CENTURIES TO EVEN LEARN TO CONTROL METEORS!!!!”
“Simple, I don’t got even a hundred years, ya dumbass.”
Elves declare war on humanity, but because usually other races live hundreds of years, and that’s the time they give humans to prepare. And they may be more agile, have better reflex and everything, but for the humans… Hundreds of years is a lot of time…
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How could you this this to my favorite pink boi
This was the day I chose to be evil.
So I have two friends that were brand new to Monster Hunter World and me and my friend, Wolf, decided to show them and help them out.
Anjanath wasn’t the target but they wanted to fight it and we did and on a certain part of the quest, I decided to do something that Wolf dubbed me as ‘Evil Woman’ because of what I did to poor Anjanath.
And I don’t regret it. >:3
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FUCK silverfish
Yo I like a part two
what's if
Three girls were Yandere.
I feel sorry for Orin
repurposed from an old Reddit post of mine
Raised from birth in the Bhaal cult and has never known ANYTHING else. Literally the result of incest between her mom and Sarevok (her father AND grandfather) - and for her entire life is actively manipulated and groomed to worship her "Grandfather" second only to Bhaal (leaving a disgusting implication that Sarevok might eventually try again). Literally every single day of her life spent in a murder cult, never knowing anything else.
Her mother is actively manipulated when Orin is seven to try to kill her daughter, only for Orin to reflexively kill her first, at which point Orin was briefly possessed by Bhaal himself (per some Sarevok dialogue). AT AGE SEVEN. And even from a young age, Orin's true gift is her artistry, a talent that outside the Bhaal cult probably could have been nurtured into something phenominal, but inside the cult is twisted into a sinisterness in the kill that, when she's out of earshot is decried as wasteful.
She eventually rises through the ranks (never have had any choice), having never felt a meaningful moment of compassion or kindness and, desperate to be cared about, sees the power and fear and respect her bloodkin (The Dark Urge) has gained and uses their hubris to take them out.
Ironically, in the timeline where Durge lives, they get a gift Orin couldn't even dream of - a 2nd chance. With their brain scrambled and the tadpole present but being interfered with, the Dark Urge got a chance to be someone new. (Whether they accept or reject that 2nd chance, they at least got a choice this time).
What did Orin get for her troubles? Her (grand)father openly coveted to either take her out, or worse, take her out - when the time was right, her own allies both detested her (Gortash openly revels at the idea of working with the Dark Urge again)
and most brutally, if you manage to confront her with the truth, any of it? About Sarevok, about her mother, etc? She immediately believes you. And for one (1) moment, maybe there's hope for her.
Hope that Bhaal immediately rips away; an Orin confronted with the truth and showing even the slightest hesitation is immediately forcibly transformed into the Slayer by Bhaal himself, with a strong implication that the core of the old Orin is gone forever win, lose, or draw. "No more doubts, no more fears, no more Orin. Become murder.". Seeing what Bhaal's reaction was the moment Orin had one (1) instant of hesitation also confirms that she'd likely have never had the chance to choose differently, either Bhaal would always step in or else she'd eventually meet her end.
Imagine the AU where Orin takes her CLEAR flair and artistic talent to become a truly great artist. Where she gets the same second chance that Durge got - If she'd been able to use her talent for impersonation and desire to great to do something powerful instead of being forced by her family from childhood into the family business of murder.
She literally never had a chance. Even Bane and Myrkul and their respective cults were never so unfathomably cruel, and she never knew anything else.
At least for my own first game, though, my Durge recognized that without her "sister," she'd have never gotten the chance to save the world, never met Shadowheart, never stopped a century worth of Ketheric's torture on Dame Aylin, never set in motion the liberation of the Githyanki...In the right world states, Orin unwittingly saved the world, but it's a world she'll never get to see or know, and probably never could have.
That's tragic as hell.
It looks like a elf twink Minsc
Uhhhhh this is probably what obsession looks like maybe idk
A tragedy that they removed the original photo
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!
Accidentally chose the wrong one, been here since 2022
Just looked at a blog where the header description said 'sometimes I reblog posts I like so I don't forget them'.
And I feel like that, right there, explains so much about how the site has changed in the last few months.
People now think reblogging is an unusual behaviour, rather than a default.
Tumblr newbies, please, for the love of baby Jesus, reblog the posts you like. That is the whole reason the site exists - for you to collect all your shiny fandom objects in a single space. Which you can organize to your heart's content. Or not organize at all, if that's your jam.
Our blogs are intended to be collections of posts, not collections of likes.
you make it sound like it’s a bad thing lol
The problem with tumblr
i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx
Sometimes couple goals are about turning off their brains for entertainment
They're smart but stoopid
That’s how all ships get ya, it starts off as a joke
how it started vs how it’s going
IT WAS A JOKE A JOKE I SWEAR IT STARTED AS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DID I FUCKING GET HERE!!!!!!!!!!
Can’t wait
Starting a big comic series!
Get ready for tomorrow! :D
Sneak peek!👀
“But what about your big hat and cloak-“
IT’S A COWBOY HAT AND PONCHO!
“But you’re special wan-“
IT’S A GUN!
“I’ve never seen a wizard do that before.” “I already told you, I’m not a wizard.”
Well since southern Belle Candy Queen has already made a bigger impact then I imagined, might as well add on, like having a cowboy hat along side the Gummy boys, and even calling people darlin’ or sugar, and having some other southern sayings and such, heck, maybe even having a lever action rifle for hunting and long range marksmanship or revolver she carries around for self defense or for “sending a message”.
INHALE GIGGLE i dont think she would have rifle in canonn only a revolver butshesofuckingbadasswithit
and yes she call others with sweet nicknames
damnnn, that one anon is down bad for the princess—
well um yea
MMM... I may or may not be a simp for Queen Loolilalu...
yea me too..
Combat uniform for Queen
Despite having 3 of the strongest bodyguards, she is capable of a lot herself yeaa
How do Loolilalu and Gumingoo fit into the Mafia AU?
Princess Loolilalu or "Candy Queen" owns a big casino in the city, while Gummigoo and his gang are Loolilalu's Marmalade bodyguards
I like their "enmity" in the series, so after a little thought, I decided "why not make them work together? This could be fun"
And now big woman and her 3 furious Cerberus keeps a little part of the area