Well Jokes Aside, He Probably Takes Off The Suit After Trapping Them In The Safe Room With Him Right

well jokes aside, he probably takes off the suit after trapping them in the safe room with him right before murdering them

Woke up and was thinking about how this makes 0 sense

Gudako: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you… Astolfo: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Saber: Arcueid thinks that they're some sort of relationship wizard. Shirou: Look at her with their little witchy magic beams. Saber: Who do they think they are to tell us we can't like each other? Shirou: If I wanna like you, I will! Saber: Yeah, and if I wanna like you, I will! Shirou: If I wanna think that you have pretty hair, I will! Saber: And if I wanna think that you have sparkly eyes, I will!

A post form my old high school account, She's still baby

Baby

This isn't not funny

So Kieran obviously trades the Protag with an Applin, yeah? Some people would say that it was on purpose, knowing the Galarian custom about the Applin and the fact the Protag is from Galar but I'd like to think that he genuinely doesn't know the meaning behind it, until later on in this fashion.

Random BA student 1: Hey, did you hear about what they say about the Applin back in Galar?

Random BA student 2: No, what do they say?

Random BA student 1: They say in Galar, if you give someone you like an Applin, you'll be together forever! Basically like a love confession!

Random BA student 2: Oh, that sounds adorable!

Kieran, who just traded the Applin with the Protag and overhears this:

Gudako: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Astolfo: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Gudako, already taking off her clothes: God, Astolfo, you’re so fucking stupid.