Demetrius:Hey Kent?Can I Ask You Something?

Demetrius:Hey Kent?Can I ask you something?

Kent:As long as it’s not about the war,I’ll bite.

Demetrius:How do I get closer to Sebastian?I feel as if day by day he hates me even more.

Kent:I’ve spoken to him before so I know what he wants from you.Come to my house at 5 and we can have a conversation.

Pierre:Oh can I come?Abigail’s being annoying recently,I think she should be more-

Kent:Pierre shut up and go help your shop before Morris takes over it.

I read the hashtags and here’s what happened next:

Dio:Giorno,why are you calling me?You have a mafia to run.

Giorno:Why was your friend naked and crying about that Kira guy in front of my office?Abbacchio had to kick him out.

Dio:PHHHHTTT WHAT-Oh this is GOLD!I need to tell Kira this!

Kira:Tell me what?

Dio:Giorno,I’m giving the phone to Kira,tell him EVERYTHING.

JJBA Villain House:Love You

Kira:Diavolo I ironed your sheets and cleaned your room just now.Please don’t make your room dirty again.

Diavolo:Okay thanks Kira,love you.

*the room goes silent*

Dio:Awwww did you say you love Kira?Do you think of him as your mum?

Diavolo:I-NO!That was a mistake!Kira I promise,I only see you as a roommate.

Valentine:Your face is so red right now,if there’s anything you want to say to Kira you can~

Doppio:I agree.And what’s wrong with loving Kira?I love you Kira!

Kira:I love you too Doppio.I must say,I didn’t expect this from you Diavolo.

Diavolo:IM MOVING OUT

Extra:

Pucci:Has anybody seen Diavolo?

Dio:Nope,I bet he’s thinking of Kira right now.

Pucci: w h a t

When the villains first met Valentine,they knew one thing about him for sure:he was a narcissist.He constantly boasted about his past power and when the other villains told him to shut up,he played the victim and acted as if they tried to kill him.

But sometimes,you have to get used to seeing a person.And that’s what happened.The villains eventually got used to Valentine and realised that despite his pride,he had good advice and was comforting at times.

He never let Espio live this down

imagine getting invited to a fun murder mystery game that you KNOW is a game, and then being told to actually shoot your FAKE victim with a poisonous dart and not questioning it just going "o7 on it boss"

Content warning:Weed usage

In my Stoner Kira AU Dio is surprisingly not supportive of Kira being on weed.The reason he’s not supportive?Its because Dio knows Kira using weed isn’t helping his problems and he knows Kira’s getting addicted.He doesn’t try to do anything about it though,even though he feels as if he’s the only one who cares.

Stoner Kira:Good,Bad And Neutral Ending

(Content Warning:Drugs,death,suicide)

Good ending:

Dio and Valentine scold Kira for his addiction and for once Kira decides to listen.He accepts their advice and decides to seek therapy and tells Diavolo never to give him drugs again.He finds happiness through cats (which he bonds with Kars by) and never needs to go back to drugs.

Neutral ending:

Pucci eventually decided enough is enough and sends Kira to rehab to better himself.He stays there for 4 months and leaves…unhappy.It’s not that Kira necessarily misses the drugs,but he misses how they wouldn’t make him feel empty.

Bad ending:

(SUICIDE WARNING)

Diavolo realises how drugs aren’t making Kira happier so he stops supplying Kira.Even though he knew Kira was going through a hard time,he refused to sell to Kira.What he didn’t realise though was the drugs were the only reason Kira was alive,and so one day he decided to end his life due to his constant impulsive thoughts and crave for emotions.Everyone wishes they could’ve helped him,but Diavolo just feels guilty.