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I read the hashtags and here’s what happened next:
Dio:Giorno,why are you calling me?You have a mafia to run.
Giorno:Why was your friend naked and crying about that Kira guy in front of my office?Abbacchio had to kick him out.
Dio:PHHHHTTT WHAT-Oh this is GOLD!I need to tell Kira this!
Kira:Tell me what?
Dio:Giorno,I’m giving the phone to Kira,tell him EVERYTHING.
JJBA Villain House:Love You
Kira:Diavolo I ironed your sheets and cleaned your room just now.Please don’t make your room dirty again.
Diavolo:Okay thanks Kira,love you.
*the room goes silent*
Dio:Awwww did you say you love Kira?Do you think of him as your mum?
Diavolo:I-NO!That was a mistake!Kira I promise,I only see you as a roommate.
Valentine:Your face is so red right now,if there’s anything you want to say to Kira you can~
Doppio:I agree.And what’s wrong with loving Kira?I love you Kira!
Kira:I love you too Doppio.I must say,I didn’t expect this from you Diavolo.
Diavolo:IM MOVING OUT
Extra:
Pucci:Has anybody seen Diavolo?
Dio:Nope,I bet he’s thinking of Kira right now.
Pucci: w h a t
Kira:Doppio,I want you to know how much I’ve appreciated you in the past months.You always help me out even if it harms your small hands.I don’t know if I can repay you.
turns to diavolo
Kira:kill yourself
I think I'm not the only one who noticed this:
Seeing the copies of these characters is a reflection of their identity problems because basically if you saw them without knowing them you wouldn't know which one is the real one.
I think I'm not the only one who noticed this:
Seeing the copies of these characters is a reflection of their identity problems because basically if you saw them without knowing them you wouldn't know which one is the real one.
I carried it around with me for days and days...
Playing little games
Like not looking at it for a whole day
And then... Looking at it.
whatever. maybe there's someone out there in the universe who needs to see this. i'm not greedy
Doppio drawing I did last night
All my editing skills in one video
Girl boss
Got a new pen!!! gore warning (Uncensored below)
it’s Doppio!
again…
*runs up to you and throws my kidpix diavolo Fanart at you*
Diavolo NSFW HCs~
PART 1
18+ CONTENT ! NO MINORS !
gender neutral + submissive reader 🖤
cut for NSFW !
First off; go into his office and sit on his lap. see what happens ;)
spoiler alert- sit on his lap and one of three things will happen: 1. he'll have you facedown on his desk and fuck you w/o mercy 2. he'll make you ride him (or cockwarm him) while he works 3. if he's trying to restrain himself, ride his thigh to get him hot and bothered <3
if he needs some ~release~ this man will definitely find you in whatever room of your shared house (no way you're not moving in with him) and will pound you into the wall/bed/counter
Dia likes to play with you ~down there~ while he rasps the filthiest things in your ear and licks and sucks on your neck :)
you're his and his only; does he need to make you remember ? bites and bruise and hickies should be enough to say who owns you
seeing his lipstick smudged all over you gets him rock hard all over again
stroke his chest and whisper in his ear and he'll blush; every now and then he's easy to fluster
pull his hair and you'll get a growl-like exhale and he'll pounce on you
bite his ear, he'll give you a good whine~
don't tease him too often cause once he's had enough you won't be able to walk for a week
I hope you enjoyed <3 part 2 is coming soon ! don't forget my inbox is open, so lmk if there's anything you want to see !
May I order headcannons about the Yan Villains reacting to their s/o escaping only to find out that their s/o was only going out to McDonald’s or sum shit lmao and coming back “home”?
LOL I love this idea! Just goes so well with the mess that villain house is
warnings: mentions of manipulation and death, stalking
Dio
Dio feels hurt and betrayed that darling would escape. Tbh, he thought they were a bit too oblivious to even realize what their situation is.
He truly thought darling would never escape. Dio was too comfortable with his life with them.
But immediately after feeling hurt, he'll hunt them down.
If it's during the day, then Vanilla Ice and Terrence will have to do it. But at night, he'll take it upon himself to look for darling
He's thinking of all the punishments he'll have ready for darling. As cute as they are to him, he can't allow this behaviour to be repeated in the future
When darling comes home revealing they were at McDonald's the whole time and brought back food for the villains, Dio will be dumbfounded lol
He'll think darling is messing with him and not take it seriously, but when darling holds up the McDonald's bag, he'll feel like an idiot
Dio chastises darling for leaving without telling him or asking for his company. Kinda emotional manipulating darling and guilt-tripping them. This is just his little revenge for making him feel abandoned
Kars
Kinda like Dio except with more self-control and composure
At first, he'll be alarmed by darling's lack of presence. Something is wrong. Where is darling?
When he can't find them then he'll have the other Pillar Men help look for them
Kars won't worry too much because unlike Dio, he actually trusts darling. And being all-knowing, he knows darling would never leave forever, but he still worries and wants to see his darling
Instead of darling coming back home, he'll find them out at McDonald's
A bit surprised but not really a the fact that they're there. Kars will start interogatting them and asking all these questions, but in the end is glad to see darling's face again.
When both darling and Kars reach home, Kars will try and hog darling all to himself by keeping them on his lap~
Kira
Stalkerish vibes
When he can't find darling, he will immediately think its cuz they escaped
Stalker mode activated!
He's like a private investigator on the hunt for a missing persons lol
He'll track down every clue you left behind
Doesn't rely on other villains since they'll just get in the way
Kira is smart and knows the villains can't possibly be accomplices. As much as he doesn't like them, he can come to turns that they all yearn for darling and would NEVER try to let darling escape
He'll take the day off of work just to find darling
When he tracks darling down to the McDonald's, he'll be standing there like: 😐
Will suggest you two hold hands when walking back home to villain house so this doesn't ever happen again
His hold on darling's hand is stronger than usual...
Diavolo
The brooding type
When he notices darling is gone, he automatically thinks its cuz they escaped.
He's a paranoid so there's chance he will send out orders to his mafia to search for you
But just when he's about to send out the orders and have the entire surrounding area under lockdown, darling comes in with a bag of fries and burger in their hands
"Hi Diavolo! I bought you some nuggets!" darling says all cheerily
Diavolo will feel belittled and mocked. He can't believe darling did this!
He was ready to lay it all down. Planned out everything from start to finish. How he would find you. What he would do when he does. All for it for naught cuz darling's obliviousness overpowers King Crimson
"Are you mocking me, y/n?" he asks
Darling: "Turn that frown upside down! I bought you their happy meal toys too!"
Doppio
Poor baby boy is worried sick about darling that he can't think straight!
He'll begin to think of all the catastrophic things that could happen to you while you're out and he's not there for you
His dark side will come out and it's an internal battle with himself
Evil Doppio will be pissed at darling. How dare they try to leave! How dare they betray his trust and love after all they've been through together! He'll kill them!
But Good Doppio will try to give darling the benefit of the doubt and argue that darling must be out getting groceries and will be back soon
Doppio is caught in between these crossovers and cannot decide what to do.
Diavolo is the only one he trusts to tell about his missing darling, and ofc Diavolo just sides with evil Doppio
Darling comes home to a Diavolo egging an evil Doppio on, but when Doppio makes eye contact with darling, he'll revert back to his old sweet and loving self
"y/n! There you are! I missed you~"
Pucci
Pucci is calm and collected
At least, he tries to be
He'll try not to overthink it. But with darling, he can't help it
He really thought he got darling wrapped up in his finger. But looks like its the other way around when HE'S the one falling apart over darling missing
He will have White Snake investigate the matter and while his stand is busy doing that, Pucci will begin to count in prime numbers to calm himself of any worries over darling
When darling comes back, he'll give a smile and be thankful to God that darling is alright and didn't leave him
But just to be sure, he'll implant a disk that writes darling can'r leave the house anymore without informing him
I think it's kind of funny that for the protagonists in VA, selling drugs (particularly to children but also in general) is like a huge moral issue for them with it being Bruno's main deal that first gets him to feel betrayed by the Boss and (in PHF) characters go on spiels about how Drugs Bad. Meanwhile Diavolo himself never even says a word about his operation of the drug trade nor ever finds out that's what they were taking issue with before the whole "trying to kill his daughter" thing. Like imagine if Bruno brought up Diavolo selling drugs during his king crimson fight and he just went like "Wait what Bruno you're in a gang how are you surprised we do crimes lol"