So, I Started Playing Another Gacha Game Called Dream Boyfriend Because It's Essentially Love Nikki With

So, I started playing another gacha game called Dream Boyfriend because it's essentially Love Nikki with dudes (I'm all about these dress up games). Originally, when the boyfriend (who of course I named "Gunther") was Standard, I found him to be absolutely insufferable, but now that he's the Mysterious personality...?? I gave him the right name, man. I honestly feel like this could've come from a Revelation Gunther S support. They're all just random things he says, but damn if it doesn't sync up scary well.

*opens document*

*rereads the one paragraph that was written two weeks ago*

"I think I made a lot of progress today."

“MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED”

“I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS”

“HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’”

“THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE”

~one hour later~

Headcanon: Despite his best efforts, Gunter sometimes throws out his back when he and Nerr try certain positions

"Why don't you just admit you pulled your back trying to get a blowjob while doing a handstand?"

"If you ever listened to yourself speak, Nerr, you'd realize you just answered your own question."

*takes notes*

How to make a character's death sadder

 Don’t have them die of old age after a long, fulfilling life. Many people don’t even think of this as sad (note that this can still work if you have enough of the other factors).

 Leave one of their major goals unfinished. The more enthusiastic they are about completing the goal, the sadder.

 Give them strong relationships with other characters.

 Make them fight against whatever is causing their death. Their ultimate loss is sadder if they struggle.

 Kill them in the middle of their character arc.

 Don’t describe their funeral in detail. Maybe it’s just me, but I find that long descriptions of funerals kill the sadness.

"Oh, I know, DOCTOR Taylor... Remember me? My "conspiracy theories" don't sound nearly as delusional NOW, do they...?"

You are a recently hired psychiatrist at a mental hospital. Some of your patients insist that they were once staff, but are being held prisoner by the actual patients that now run the hospital.

Remember pants? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

remember when fire emblem female designs were diverse and unique and not made by horny dudes who draw with their dicks